where 7 castaways live never being rescued because gilligan always is fucking things up. I would take little innocent Mary Ann and kill everyone else
Dude, you're such a Gilligan
n. A location that, although existing within the continental United States is sufficiently remote as to have no available Cell Phone or Internet service whatsoever.
Don't bother emailing me the changes tomorrow. We'll be camping in the Adirondacks so I'll be on "Gilligan's Island" until Sunday afternoon.
When taking a shit, there is too much crap, thats fills up from the bottom and then makes an Island.
I took such a big crap, it made a Gilligan's Island.
1. n. An old show from the 60's that featured dumbasses that crashed a ship and didn't bring the telegraph
with them to the island.
2. v. Whacking off a Nurse
3. adj. Ugly
1. Gilligan's Island was so fucking stupid!
2. Person 1 : Did you hear about Jesse?
Person 2 : Ya! He got caught by the principal giving the School Nurse a Gilligan's Island!
Person 1 : I heard he does it all the time.
Person 2 : I heard the Nurse PAYS FOR THAT!
Person 1 : Oh I'm so doing it next!
3. OMG! Bobby is so Fucking Gilligan's Island.
When sitting in a bathtub, you pull a fly's wings off, and let the wingless fly crawl around on the tip of your penis, which is protruding out of the water.
"I was so bored that I did a Gilligan's Island in the bathtub.