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Derek, did you see the saggy funbags that 60-year-old hag??? That's a textbook example of a GILF! Aw yeah!!!
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Grandmother
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck
Did you see Jason's grandmother, the hottest GILF east of the Mississippi?
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Acronym for "Grandma I'd Like to Fuck". Derived from "MILF" (Mother I'd like to fuck)

Generally referring to a sexually attractive middle aged to elderly woman.
Jenny's hotness runs in the family. Her mom is one hot MILF, hell even her grandmother is quite the GILF!
by werdnerd August 24, 2004
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Governor I'd Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.
"That Sarah Palin is such a total GILF, duuuuuuude! I'd like totally fuck her!"
by Mo Dixley September 01, 2008
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Similar 2 MILF, insted of an M you add a G.

Gradmas I'd Like To Fuck
"Yo, Gustache check that GILF over there" "Daym her hips dont lie"

"When i went to the nursing home i saw quite a few GILFS." mmm

G.I.L.F.
by Yung baby face Killa May 30, 2007
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A grandmother who is considered desireable. Acronym for "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck".
"Dude, Glen's mom is a total GILF."
by Henry Rose April 10, 2006
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