1:
"Dude I love to jack off to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit website!"
"Why can't you giggle your gaggle to porn like everyone else?"

2:
John: "We have to get this project done, it's due tomorrow."
Jack: "I'll have your mom done by tomorrow!"
John: "What the fuck man! Stop giggling your gaggle and get to work!"

Steve: "Dude, last night I played hardcore team deathmatch on mw2 and just giggled my gaggle and shot my own teammates!"
Jason: "I love doing that!"
Alex "You're both such assholes."