Main Entry: douche park (ˈdüsh pärk)

Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)

1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.

See also:

gigantic douche park (or "GDP")

1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.

the opposite of paying it forward. generally a chain reaction of dickhead behavior caused by one gigantic asshole.

a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent

Looks like a little shit floating there, but ends up being a gigantic shit lurking under the surface waiting to sink you.

A verbally abusive slang insult, usually used in self-defense; to mock certain individuals or an individual who is not only morally equivalent to being just like that of a street prostitute, but a gigantic douche of the epic formidable level, and a filthy scumbag to boot. Essentially, someone who is not only an asshole, or a prick or faggot, but a really selfish, idiotic, pathetic one, of which has sank to the morally unforgivable proportions of lowlife. About as offensive as cunt or motherfucker. Often used to deprecate an opponent when very disgusted and enraged.

Acrnoynm for Penial Organ Penetration with the Anus Splitting Dick in the Asshole. In other words, phrase for fucking something in the ass with a gigantic fucking dick.

Typically, this word has become a derogatory name for a guy or a girl who takes pride in the way they approach, and appear, in life. Common misconceptions about "preps" are that we are a bunch of cocky, New England elitist types who have more money than God, himself, and an inherent desire to flaunt it in the form of clothing, cars, housing, education and social standing.

First off: You don't have to be from the north to be a prep. Let me make this very clear. What prep initially implies is that you went to preparatory school, hence the word "prep" (I'll discuss later how it's a cultural identity). There are plenty of good southern preparatory schools, which include Woodberry Forest, Virginia Episcopal School...you get the idea. There are good preparatory schools in every corner of this country, but it's the New England boarding schools that have assisted in establishing this stereotyped location.

Let's get on with true prep culture:

A prep's wardrobe consists of some expensive clothing, but they've had it for the better part of a decade--excluding the two Vineyard Vines polos they got for their birthday and the 50% off sale at Brooks Brothers--indicating the true preppy trait of valuing "classic" over "trendy". We don't buy into the Lacoste trend of now, but we will gladly wear "handed down from dad" Lacoste polo shirt when it still maintained an association with Izod, which was well before it became the token icon of a sold out, soulless and materialist...