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The act of floating a sheet or two of shit roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a turd square in the middle of it. The centre of the paper is pushed downward by the weight and momentum of the sinking log, wrapping the shit in wet toilet paper and effectively "gift wrapping" it for the next stage of its pilgrimage.
Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.
Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.
Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.
Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.
Curious party: Dude, did you back that one out, or are you still giving it a free ride?
Gift wrapper: No passengers on board here, man. I gave that motherfucker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.
Curious party: Nice.
Gift wrapper: No passengers on board here, man. I gave that motherfucker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.
Curious party: Nice.
Gift wrap by GreenLabel April 29, 2008
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Norwegian Giftwrapping
Norwegian Giftwrapping is an ancient Norwegian hunting tradition. It is the act of wrapping your scrotum over a persons mouth, and then putting your anal sphincter over his nose. You then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the anus.
1. "Hey Lars is sleeping, lets give him a Norwegian Giftwrapping!"
2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"
2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"
Norwegian Giftwrapping by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009
Gift Wrap
Bystander: "Watch Holmsy skye this!"
Holmsy catches it sweet with incredible Whip and in rockets into that top right extension!
Bystander: "Wow that was Gift Wrapped!"
The crowd go wild and start chanting "Schweinsteiger!!!"
Holmsy catches it sweet with incredible Whip and in rockets into that top right extension!
Bystander: "Wow that was Gift Wrapped!"
The crowd go wild and start chanting "Schweinsteiger!!!"
Gift Wrap by Shanelovdahoop15 March 23, 2017
Tokyo gift wrap
When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.
Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen
Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen
Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"
Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"
Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"
Tokyo gift wrap by TheTepanyakiCanoli June 14, 2010
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gift wrap by tredizzleworth April 19, 2008