gift shop 

Mediocre, sub-par, or just straight up whack. This term can be attributed to anything whose lack of quality or authenticity is comparable to that of items one might find in a gift shop.

"Juelz Santana's whack ass flow is gift shop, not hip-hop."

gift shop by Greg B. January 1, 2006

exit through the gift shop 

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps

Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

exit through the gift shop by Ricecake January 25, 2018

Tie Dyed Gift Shop 

The coolest place on earth. Located in wonderful Yellow Springs, Ohio. They've been known to illegally employ vagrant bears and rabid squirrels to cut costs and because the Yellow Springs, Ohio wildlife has great artistic ability.

Long sleeve shirts, short sleeve shirts, hoodies, onesies, socks etc.

Their handmade dyes are super rad and one of a kind! Bear dyes man, bear dyes..

"I went to a righteous store today." "Was it the Tie Dyed Gift Shop?" "How'd you know?" "Pffffft..."

Tie Dyed Gift Shop by Tie Dyed T Rex February 4, 2010

gift shop on the Queen Mary 

Slang term for exploring one's homosexuality when it is still at the thinly-veiled, everyone knows but it's not official yet, closet stage.

John moved out to California to work at the gift shop on the Queen Mary, if you know what I mean.

gift shop on the Queen Mary by MakeItDrizzle July 6, 2009

Visit the gift shop 

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

Visit the gift shop by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022

Exit via the gift shop 

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.

"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."

Exit via the gift shop by m0thra June 18, 2025