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7. gift
a hypothetical situation used to trick someone into believing something kinda ridiculous
jimmy: you can eat poker chips?
kappy: oh my god, how did you buy that gift?
by deleiris Aug 4, 2005 add a video
1. gift
The period or better the curse. You cannot see, but for sure you can feel the inverted commas on it.
Most appropriately, a "gift" from Mother Nature: for girls, a confirmation of her sick sense of humour.
I got my gift when I was shopping, great.

ahhhhh take it away .... pokes gift .... its not going away is it?.... :( why mother nature why !!!!

my gift finally arrived but on the worst day. cheers.

ive just ad my gift thanks not one of my fav pressies!!! lol
2. Gift
Cool, sick, tight, off the chain, etc. Irish slang
Your new whip is gift.
by Rene J. Rojo Nov 28, 2004 add a video
3. gift
Person 1: Wow, what a fine example of GIFT in action; he managed not only to use 15 contradictory racial slurs in a row, but he misspelled 10 of them.
by The Baron Mar 27, 2004 add a video
4. GIFt
a .gif file used as a gift.
Sam gave me a sweet GIFt -- two hot chicks making out over and over again!
5. gift
a tool for getting sex. The exchanging of gifts has been around for thousands of years. It is more of a mating ritual than a practice of love.

Gifts are given to hot girls next door/receptionists/co-workers/and even grandparents. Good places for gift giving include public pools/libraries/highscools/and garage sales (hosted by people who clearly don't want the gifts they've recieved in the past)
Greg: "I can't get Sandy to have sexual intercourse with me...i've tried shoving my flesh stick into her face while it is long and hard but she just turns away" Fabio: "Give her a gift dude. Flowers, Chocolate or how about a romance novel featuring yourself? That one's worked for me everytime!"
6. Gift
a hottie, an acronym for "guy (or girl) I'd f**k today (or tomorrow)"
you don't have to get me anything for my birthday, you're the gift
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