Top Definition
similar to surpise sex but given as a gift that you can return but cannot get an exchange or refund on.
dude 1: Matt got gift sex from Jodie, now he is afraid to fall asleep.

dude 2: Whats so bad about that
dude 1: Jodie looks like big foot
dude 2: shame that
by shadow8913 October 06, 2009

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