| 1. | Wesley Gibson | ||
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n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted" v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh? Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself." |
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| 2. | Gibson | ||
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Fingering someone in a crowded club while your tongue hangs out. Dude, Jon totally pulled a gibson on that chick last night.
He gibsoned claire at the bar last night. |
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| 3. | Charlie Gibson | ||
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The act of smoothly exiting a conversation with a nice comment and courteous good-bye, after a series of upsetting and depressing stories. Guy 1: "Hey did you tell your girlfriend about the VD..?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, but i did it quickly and Charlie Gibsoned out of there." |
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| 4. | lynetta gibson | ||
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a fire breathing dragon-like bitch who's only purpose on this earth is to completley destroy all human life with her heartless and mindless tactics. lynettas are commonly found inside rotten vaginas waiting to pounce on unsuspecting victims with childsupport and with holding visitation. the lynettas lifespan is yet to be determined as most turn to seculsion after years of unsucessful life ventures. the lynetta gibson's only joy comes in the form of making life as difficult as possible. the lynetta is a highly endangered species due to every mammal wanting to bash the lynetta's face in. lynetta gibsons are generally very unattractive with nothing to offer a potential mate. they lure mates in by posing as normal and sweet functioning members of society then turn bat shit crazy once they have children. signs of potential craziness are visible beforehand but are often carelessly overlooked. the male population should keep clear of this beast for her track record of destruction and females should either beat the shit out of her or run away fast to avoid any bitch contamination as the lynetta gibson is highly contagious. also see: cold hearted bitch, gold digger, cunt, or wicked witch of the east. damn! your girl lynetta gibsoned your life. is she crazy?
i'm afraid of the end of world, it's gonna be all lynetta gibsoned and everything will be destroyed. |
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| 5. | Going Gibson | ||
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Going Gibson is when a person loses their mind with unnecessary anger to the point of absurdity and possible irrational threats and violent acts. This phrase has been coined due to Mel Gibson's irrational behavior as of late. The bouncer is Going Gibson on that dude!
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| 6. | mel gibson | ||
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When you go ape shit on your girl/wife, pretty much anyone can be inserted when you go Mel Gibson on some poor "cunt's" ass I almost went mel gibson on that bitch but I chilled mysekf out and went and got stoned
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| 7. | ragan gibson | ||
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aka reggin, gets rashes from everything, especially the TB, known for her winking and that evil smile, Mmm Bop leading keyboardist, and ultimate pole dancer. last friday night, when i was five alivin it, i broke out into an mmbop jammin session, but all of a sudden, a large rash began to take over my body, so i ragan gibsoned it with my wink and smile and went down to the basement for a fun night filled of friends trivia.
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