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18.
A large headed dude from stafford, also known as The vicar of gibbley AKA: Rhys Gibbson/ Headsize. when ever an eclipse occurs don't worry, its just gibbon wlking in his garden and also don't worry about rising sea levels (global warming) its just gibbon having a bath. Peace out, safe, innit.... Ok.
DEAN: hey gibbon, what a large head you have
VICAR OF GIBBLEY: fuck off Dean
DEAN: HA HA HA head.
The vicar will then punch Dean
Thus his headsize increases 100 fold.
by nigelmortonstern June 20, 2006
 
1.
Any person who looks comical in apperance and has the IQ of a wrench.
"that guy who fell up the down escalator was a real gibbon"
by [SOMF] February 13, 2008
 
2.
Any unusually handsome, tall and long armed proponent of archery.
Rawr! Did you see that Gibbon on target 3? Think I stand a chance with him?
by FlightyR August 06, 2006
 
3.
A penis that is average in length but very thin. The exact opposite of a chode.
person 1-"why is paul in the hospital"
Person 2- "he stuck his junk in a pencil sharpener"
person 1- "how did it fit in there? i didn't know paul had a gibbon."
by Kane-Train December 10, 2010
 
4.
Term coined by members of the Scotch College community in Perth, Australia which is used to describe methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) pills.
"I just scored some gibbons off dazza"
"has that gibbon kicked in yet"
"man I just dropped 4 gibbons...I'm fuck'n mashed"
by defektion November 02, 2006
 
5.
Noun - Female genitalia, normally the hairy variety.
"Come on darlin' show us your gibbon."

"Ooh, I bet you've got a right hairy gibbon."
by Methymethymeths August 10, 2007
 
6.
Gibbons are the small apes in the family Hylobatidae. The family is divided into four genera based on their diploid chromosome number: Hylobates , Hoolock , Nomascus , and Symphalangus. They occur in tropical and subtropical rainforests from northeast India to Indonesia and north to southern China, including the islands of Sumatra, Borneo and Java. The extinct Bunopithecus sericus is an extinct gibbon or gibbon-like ape which, until recently, was thought to be closely related to the Hoolock gibbons.
Look that gibbons wearing a ribbon.
by TheGreenLing June 05, 2007
 
7.
slang ~n female sexual organs (usually of the hairy variety). See also minge, pussy, flange.
"C'mon darlin' show us yer gibbon!", works best in Yorkshire or Lancashire accent.
by Phil Stein August 10, 2005