a big hairy bitch that loves the g-men (gay-men). they have a lot in common, they both suck cock and like bending over and taking it in the ass. They finally beat the Cowboys once out of 3 games in a season and think they're the best fucking team around. I guess they forgot how sore their asses were from losing the other two games. But I'm sure they remembered when they all had a gay butt fucking session in the shower after the game and strahan sucked dick through the gap between his two front teeth, (ever heard of braces you big dumb bitch?)
"Who's hairier Zimms or Chewbacca?"