Ghostbur 

Ghostbur, 19th of Nov He's a broken spirit with a few scattered memories, but those memories are all good ones, that make him believe he was a good man, despite people telling him otherwise.
ghostbur originates on the dream smp

Ghostbur- "how bad of a person was I Phil?"
Philza- "you.. for most of you were the best."

Ghostbur by yeetus yeetus November 25, 2020

Ghostbur 

That one dead bitch that hangs out with a blue sheep and sings

Have you seen ghostburs new song soft boy

Ghostbur by Tabs_innit April 4, 2021

ghostbur 

adorable little bean

oh my god look at ghostbur! he's such a little bean!!!

ghostbur by kickable May 5, 2021

ghosturbating

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.

"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"

ghosturbating by Long Tao November 3, 2007

Ghostbur 

A sweet kind and friendly ghost which hung out with his blue sheep called Friend. He was taken from us too soon and is now stuck in Limbo for god knows how long. We all miss him and friend don't you lie.

Ghostbur: I was a good person, right Phil?
Philza:...yea mate, you were good.

Ghostbur by tiredidiot September 18, 2021

ghost turd 

when you sit on the can and you can swear you're droppin a laod, but when you turn around to admire your work there's no sighn of it

oh, man, i just laid a ghost turd

ghost turd by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Ghost Turd 

Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.

Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"

Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"

Ghost Turd by Harry Kovert February 14, 2014