A sexual escapade involving a couple and another guy. The couple is doing it doggy style against a window on the ground floor of a building. The boyfriend has to be thrusting at a certain rhythm. Then, after a few minutes, he tells the girl to hold on a second and switches with the other guy, who pumps at the same rhythm. The girl has no idea someone else is fucking her. Then her boyfriend puts on his clothes and quickly runs outside, to the window where he waves at his girlfriend. The bitch is scared shitless.
Thaddeus: I'm feelin' kinky tonight, let's do it against this window where everyone can see.
Shaniqua: Alright baby
Thaddeus&Mark: Heheh we gonna ghost this bitch

...5 minutes later...
Shaniqua: Ooooh baby, the rhythmic pattern to which you are currently penetrating me is delectable! Please continue!
Thaddeus: Oh yeah...hold on a minute girl... *switches with Mark*
Shaniqua: Yessss...30bps, just how I like it

Thaddeus: *waving* Hey baby
Shaniqua: Hey boy--OH MY FUCKING GOD *collapses*
Mark: Oh SHIT, she just had a heart attack
Thaddeus: Oh SHIT ghosting is some dangerous shit
Mark: Oh snap, I think yo' bitch is dead!
Thaddeus: Oh fuck...
Mark:...
Thaddeus:...
Mark: 30 bps good for you too?
Thaddeus: Lez get it on...
by Thaddeus Selvaratnam February 22, 2008
The act of hiding while a friend is having sex in the same room. As your friend didn't tell you to leave, and you are stuck there till your friend is done fucking, as afraid of being seen by the girl.
Dude...I was hanging out with my friend and he brought a girl up to bang without telling me, and I had to wait there ghosting for hours.
by littlelago January 08, 2014
When a recumbent bicycle rider passes a diamond frame bicycle rider quickly (like a ghost in the night).
Lets go ghosting,... I want to show those fools on their diamond frames how slow they are.
by Monkeysalad March 12, 2014
Ghosting is the aftermath of being dead. Finding something funny then saying dont kill me, you become temporarily speechless. This is when ghosting comes into play.
Brenda said dfkm, ghosting!
or, deadd! Brenda became in the act of ghosting shortly after.
by squared+1 July 03, 2012
The art of stealing from someone directly without being seen by anyone at all. The perfect crime, the perfect theft.
Example 1.
Daniel fucking ghosted that asian kids cellphone without being seen by anyone while in a crowd of 20 scene kids.
Example 2.
Man that scene girl and her friends are fucking stupid, I'm ghosting her ipod.


by mopeman September 08, 2008
When working in a multi-floor office, taking a shit on a floor that isn't yours without anyone knowing it, and leaving it there.
Kyle: Gotta go drop a deuce.
McMillan: Go ghosting in HR down two floors. That'll show the bastards...

Chad: Just got back from the can - someone took a gigantic shit on our floor and didn't flush!
Ron: WE'VE BEEN GHOSTED!
by chineseninjafighter April 13, 2008
When receiving a blow job just prior to climaxing make some smart ass comment to get the girl sucking your cock to laugh just as you blow your load. The result will be the same as making a friend laugh while they are drinking a glass of milk - only creamier.
1. I met this really hot girl at the club last night and ended up ghosting her.

2. My girl was blowing my the other day and I told her that stupid joke of yours. It totally ghosted her.
by Roundy February 22, 2008
the act of "ghosting" is where you blast rap in your car, i mean really blast it so all the hoes can hear it, then shift your car into drive, and open the door. You then stand outside of the car, with your hand on the wheel, so that you are walking with your car as it is blasting rap. this is done in a crowded party scene and/or parking lot. obviously, do it on a flat surface and not a hill so it dont roll away. anyone who pulls this move is the ghettoest motherfucker out there.
yo check out that mawfucka ghosting
by j-crime April 15, 2006
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