A sexual escapade involving a couple and another guy. The couple is doing it doggy style against a window on the ground floor of a building. The boyfriend has to be thrusting at a certain rhythm. Then, after a few minutes, he tells the girl to hold on a second and switches with the other guy, who pumps at the same rhythm. The girl has no idea someone else is fucking her. Then her boyfriend puts on his clothes and quickly runs outside, to the window where he waves at his girlfriend. The bitch is scared shitless.
Thaddeus: I'm feelin' kinky tonight, let's do it against this window where everyone can see.
Shaniqua: Alright baby
Thaddeus&Mark: Heheh we gonna ghost this bitch

...5 minutes later...
Shaniqua: Ooooh baby, the rhythmic pattern to which you are currently penetrating me is delectable! Please continue!
Thaddeus: Oh yeah...hold on a minute girl... *switches with Mark*
Shaniqua: Yessss...30bps, just how I like it

Thaddeus: *waving* Hey baby
Shaniqua: Hey boy--OH MY FUCKING GOD *collapses*
Mark: Oh SHIT, she just had a heart attack
Thaddeus: Oh SHIT ghosting is some dangerous shit
Mark: Oh snap, I think yo' bitch is dead!
Thaddeus: Oh fuck...
Mark:...
Thaddeus:...
Mark: 30 bps good for you too?
Thaddeus: Lez get it on...
by Thaddeus Selvaratnam February 22, 2008
This occurs when a person goes "offline" on Facebook but continues to creep and look at pictures.
H: I saw you updated your status.

K: How? You weren't online.

H: I was ghosting..

K: Creeper!
by CrossCountryFool15 August 11, 2010
When a guy seems really into you then suddenly disappears.
I thought that he wanted to be my boyfriend, but it turns out that he was just ghosting me because he hasn't called in five days.

from shmittenkitten.com
by Hellsbelle June 16, 2009
(verb) The act of stubbornly going and remaining afk for hours on end, almost always while in the middle of an IM chat. A ghoster will not indicate that they are going afk, or will be afk ten times longer than suggested. Almost always occurs when the other IM chatters desperately require the attention or assistance of the ghoster.
<4w350m3k1d1337> haha yea tht sounds epic

<bAsEmEnTfIeNd> it totaly was, u hav no idea

<4w350m3k1d1337> shit on it, we hav a hmwrk asinemnt for thurs, dont we? dude i totaly frogot, wut was it agen?

<4w350m3k1d1337> dude, uthar? u ghosting bro?

<4w350m3k1d1337> ffs DUDE WAEK UP!!!11!!

~ bAsEmEnTfIeNd ~ has been inactive for 10 minutes and may not reply

<4w350m3k1d1337> GODAMIT SHELLDON
by JLeog September 11, 2011
To ghost: Cutting all ties with a girl.
"I'm totally ghosting Ania as of right now"
by Curnis Furnis November 23, 2007
While at work,
The act of doing nothing and being hard to find.
Also said as: to ghost, ghost, go ghost
Tom: What are you working on this afternoon Jerry?
Jerry: Nothing, I'm gonna go ghost in the boneyard till 430.

or...

Butch: Tom, have you seen Jerry?
Tom: Yeah, he's ghosting in the boneyard
by Geremy April 12, 2008
To capture a midget, dress the midget in a long ballroom gown type dress (preferably white) duck tape the midget's hands to the ceiling fan blade and turn on the aforementioned ceiling fan so it appears there is a spooky ghost flying around the room
kyle: "hey mike, Next time your ghosting make sure you use more duct tape lest the midget fall and shatter your mirror."

mike: " We're going to hell."
by Richard Stroka September 28, 2012
Ghosting is a sport, sometimes described as a paradox, first devised by an Indian dental student. The scenario presents an individual's ability to be metaphysically present and absent in two frames of reference, simultaneously. In the events, one cannot determine with confidence whether one satisfies or nullifies the other. Both events are deemed to be true and witnesses remain in oblivion.
Example 1
Guy 1: where's jay gone?
Guy 2: oh he's ghosting again.

Example 2
Jayant woodeyar has been ghosting his way through dmd.
by Ghost rider September 12, 2014

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