A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!
by MadHat December 18, 2004
by r. mellie September 22, 2003
When you shit and whipe your ass and its clean. *then you look in the toilet, the shit went down the hole, thus simulating the effect that your shit never existed.
*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.
*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.
by HPB April 5, 2003
When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!
by Telephony November 2, 2013
by MrLohr February 8, 2017
The feeling you get when you urgently need to take a major shit. Get to the toilet, sit down but nothing comes out. Maybe a small fart or the smallest turd crumb. Leaves you scratching your head after. Makes you think your last consumed food or beverage was a poor choice.
I got stuck in traffic and felt like I needed a shit. I rushed back to my house and run to the toilet. I sat there for a half hour but no shit came out. Fucking ghost shit!
by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023
"I ate so much at that taco place I thought I'd definitely find a masterpiece in my john, but I made a Ghost Shit instead" Said Michael woefully
by CleonRIP May 17, 2011