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Ghost Jobsex (-0.380)
A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?

Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.

Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??

Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.
by Davinci Fox December 30, 2009
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Ghost jobinternet (-0.322)
Jobs that don't exist.

Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.
"Want a job bro?"

"You know I can't do your ghost jobs John"
by sarah280 November 10, 2011
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ghost jobsex (-0.442)
When while performing fellacio from under the sheets, a woman apears to be a bobbing, pleasure-giving ghost.
Man, I was really freaked out this morning. I though there was an apparition in my room, but it was just my old lady giving me a suprise ghost job.
by thegrandbuzz November 29, 2009
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Ghost Jobsex (-0.596)
The act or attempt of masturbation to the point of a successful ejaculation while in presence of at least three oblivious persons.
Oh man, I thought we were just playing video games last night, but Frank just told me he pulled off a Ghost Job under the blankets.
by Travis Henry August 01, 2008
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ghost jobsex (-0.147)
An erection that has no real cause. There was no fantasizing, no touching, rubbing, etc. You just get an erection.
Nick: God dude! I was in church and I got the biggest ghost job ever!

Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...
by vaginaFREEDOM December 11, 2008
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Ghostjobsex (-0.282)
when a ghost or spirit's crotch passes through someone's face. most often in anime
Did you see that? Ryuk gave that guy a Ghostjob!!!!
by The_Mask_Man December 07, 2014
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GHOST JOBsex (-0.237)
When you chug a whole bottle of anbesol then proceed to give yourself oral sex. It will give the feeling of a stranger giving you oral sex.
Chuck: Im a little worried about Dan.

Jimmy: Why?

Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.

Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.

Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.
by Chuckadile December 21, 2011
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