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ghost jobsex (-0.640)
while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!
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Ghost Jobwork (-0.186)
When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.
Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.
by lockenload23 August 08, 2016
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Ghostjobwork (-0.674)
When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.

Antonym: Gripjob
The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
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Ghostjobwork (-0.535)
When a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a blowjob.
"Dude I couldn't stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob."

"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
by GhostfaceKillam October 17, 2011
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ghostjobwork (-0.008)
When a ghost gives you a handjob
"Is this house haunted?"

"I've heard it is, why?"

"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."

"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"
by Ollimental April 08, 2010
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ghost jobwork (-0.685)
Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.
I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.
by ghost fan June 09, 2008
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Ghost Jobwork (-0.140)
You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.
Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."

Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"
by dicknose May 06, 2014
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