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When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.
Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"
by Squeakee July 19, 2009
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the half-boner you have after done jacking off and jizz is still slightly dripping out
I needed to get to work, but my ghostwood wouldn't go away so I couldn't put my pants on.
by therewillbemike June 16, 2010
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