Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
"I've heard it is, why?"
"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."
"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"
Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.
Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.
Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.
Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.
"You know I can't do your ghost jobs John"