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GUILLOM
Behold! Let me tell you a bit about French GUILLOM, since you seem to be interested! French GUILLOM is something ethereal! Something that cannot be described to words! It's...it's simply unanalyzable! You see, the thing about French GUILLOM is that we only know little to nothing about this "entity" as you call it. We know for certain:
1. it's French.
2. It can speak French, but has made the impression to us, GUILLOM researchers, that it's too withdrawn to have the courage to speak French, so it weirdly acts like it's Spanish instead (which we, GUILLOM researchers, highly doubt).
3. It is an object-sexual individual, from many precise investigations and reports that delineate instances of him trying to insert his penis into the structure of the Eiffel Tower, perhaps because it thought it could impregnate it.
4. It's intangible, which means it's unable to be touched and doesn't have a physical presence, though we are aware of his presence because of a special device we created called the G.D, and no, it doesn't stand for Gaucher Disease, but GUILLOM DETECTOR.
5. It appears to be a hermaphrodite, meaning it has both male and female sex organs! We were surprised to discover when we were attempting to scrutinize its existence using the GUILLOM DETECTOR, it isn't a male, for we've also found that it has a vagina and 6 breasts! Fascinating, isn't it? GUILLOM truly is an astounding creation of nature! We've never seen something like it before, in our entire lifetime!
1. it's French.
2. It can speak French, but has made the impression to us, GUILLOM researchers, that it's too withdrawn to have the courage to speak French, so it weirdly acts like it's Spanish instead (which we, GUILLOM researchers, highly doubt).
3. It is an object-sexual individual, from many precise investigations and reports that delineate instances of him trying to insert his penis into the structure of the Eiffel Tower, perhaps because it thought it could impregnate it.
4. It's intangible, which means it's unable to be touched and doesn't have a physical presence, though we are aware of his presence because of a special device we created called the G.D, and no, it doesn't stand for Gaucher Disease, but GUILLOM DETECTOR.
5. It appears to be a hermaphrodite, meaning it has both male and female sex organs! We were surprised to discover when we were attempting to scrutinize its existence using the GUILLOM DETECTOR, it isn't a male, for we've also found that it has a vagina and 6 breasts! Fascinating, isn't it? GUILLOM truly is an astounding creation of nature! We've never seen something like it before, in our entire lifetime!
GUILLOM
GUILLOM by Definitely not GUILLOM August 28, 2021
Gillowel
se dit d'une personne qui a su trouver l'équilibre entre la passion, la vie réelle, les jeux vidéos, la famille et l'honnêteté de sorte que vous ayez toujours raison, même quand vous avez tort et que les preuves vous accablent.
1/ Gillowel a une famille et un job IRL, pas comme vous les puceaux stars de Youtube
2/ Gillowel est un passionné de JV, il a même le WR sur Flappy Bird
3/ Gillowel a tellement raison que Youtube monétise ses vidéos même quand il a dit qu'il ne le ferait pas
4/ Gillowel a 47 ans, alors tous vos arguments sont invalides
2/ Gillowel est un passionné de JV, il a même le WR sur Flappy Bird
3/ Gillowel a tellement raison que Youtube monétise ses vidéos même quand il a dit qu'il ne le ferait pas
4/ Gillowel a 47 ans, alors tous vos arguments sont invalides
Gillowel by Charrette_man May 18, 2014
Meat Guillotine
Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.
Meat Guillotine by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015
penis guillotine
when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine
penis guillotine by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008
guillotining a turtle head
The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
guillotining a turtle head by spiderno22 August 22, 2010