This idealogical haven does have some drawbacks. A massive amount of funds is spent aquiring paint oils in which the slather themselves before a ritual. These rituals praise their demigod mush-mush. Their rituals consist of smurf-tackular womanizing among the human population. When a subject is scored upon a great feast is held. This is obviosly a rare occasion.
The ghetto smurf high priest is normally defined by a birth mark in the shape of a green mushroom.
The ghetto smrufs are often hassled by the human population. Partly because they are blue, and act in frequent bursts of ganster lamarity. Many different tribes of smurf inhabit tea and cookie factories all over the world particularily in india.
Famous smurfs known among us are:
Crackle Ich Us
as well us Trugfor Buk-Buk the Tea Monster
We have discovered that the Boston Tea Party Act was, infact, a revolt against smurfkind. This insulted them, and drove them into underground mines and tea sweat shops