Top Definition
The conglomerate of jizz and juice that you find on your face once you have driven through the part of your neighborhood that is known for its chicken heads and playa-hatas.
Person 1:

"You better wipe that ghetto jelly off your face before my mom smells it on you. She may want to suck your dick."

Person 2: "Fo sho."

by Bocefus December 07, 2007

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