| 1. | Ghetto Carnival | ||
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The traveling carnival that goes from mall to mall and small town to small town bringing amusement rides that are barely up to safety codes. Generally seen in the warmer months as cold weather makes the rides nearly inoperable. Guy: Are you going down to the ghetto carnival tonight?
Girl: I think so. I saw they brought back the Tower of Death ride. I love the ride, I just wish it worked better. Guy: Yeah, too bad they want $5 for a ride coupon. |
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| 2. | Antioch River Pig | ||
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An overweight redneck or white trash female from Antioch, CA or greater East Contra Costa County. Sometimes found in Tracy, Concord or Stockton, CA as well. May be of white or Hispanic ethnicity. Usually adorned with tattoo's of ex-boyfriends and "baby daddies" and found wearing inappropriate clothing for size and age. Usually loud, obnoxious and confrontational. Commonly mates with African American males as well as Caucasian males who believe themselves to be African American. Often contacted by police and Child Family Services. Commonly abbreviated as ARP. 1) "Oh my gosh Wanda, look at that Antioch River Pig with that skinny ghetto dude." 2) "Did you see that Antioch River Pig stealing nail polish from Walmart?"
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