Top Definition
A 7-8 year old vehicle with a Blue Book value of < $2,000 that has been "all nigga'd up" with $10,000 of aftermarket bling such as 22 inch wagon wheels and rubber band tires,European tail lights,a window rattling 5,000 watt amplifier and sub woofer system,and fake fur interior trim.
Look at that Ghetto conestoga. The tires are worth more than the car.
by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011

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