Ghetto-ade is a type of "sports" drink.
Ghetto-ade is manufactured for and by "athletes" the world over to relieve dehydration from excessive drinking, over-indulgence in salty snacks of the flaming-hot variety and generally masking the un-appetizing microbial-infested municipal cesspool water coursing through rusty iron pipes.
The Ghetto-ade recipe varies across different cultures and socio-economic contexts. Generally, the formula is one part anything not water and between 5 and 100 parts water. A wide range of flavors can be had, including: orange, lemon wedge, grape jelly, pure cane sugar, Mrs. Butterworth's, day-old coffee with cream, unidentifiable (red), food coloring, banana cream pie, pocket lint, flat cola beverages, water and of course Gatorade.
"Man, I'm parched, hook me up with some Gatorade."
"We don't have any of that."
"Well, mix me up some Ghetto-ade, I think there is a drop of Sunny D at the bottom of a bottle in the garbage can"
"Damn, we didn't pay the water bill..."
Ghetto lime(lemon)ade is a cheap substitute for a drink such as one of these drinks that can also be substituted with any fruit you can think of. Whether your short on time or just broke. lt is concoction made using these ingridients: lime juice, sugar and water. Instructions: fill pitcher(,bottle,glass,etc.,) with water. Now add about two tablespoons of lime juice and however much sugar you feel is right. Mix until blended and now you have ghetto limeade!
Wife: Oh no! We forgot the (insert fruit)ade! Now the party will be ruined!
Husband: Don't worry honey, all we need to do is whip up a batch of Ghetto limeade!
Wife: Great idea! Let's get to work!
A tasty drink concoction consisting of : Purple powerade, milk, blue powerade, yellow powerade, orange powerade, and Tangerine juice. yum
Man 1: ill have wine.
Man 2: ill have a Beer.
Boss: hahahaha...me two...
Crazy Homeless person under the dinner table: Ill have a tall glass of Plinkin-jorange-ellow....Ade.
An excellent beverage composed mostly of sugar, water, food dye, and some other ingredients. Served best when you ditch the instructions completely and use twice the packets plus half the sugar.
Kool-aid isn't just the water of the ghettos, it is also enjoyed by small-towners and white suburbanites