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The action required to maintain an erection while porn videos are downloading. Also known as "the jiggle tap", it is a motion that involves a slight stroking of the erection (not a full on masturbation stroke) and fondling of the balls.
I was gherking it for 5 minutes while I was waiting for The Best of Jenna Jameson to download.
by Franklin Bluth September 14, 2006

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