hammonds plains

the country side of halifax, where babys become men by learning how to ride dirt bikes and four wheelers at the young age of fetus, and a couple years down the road they become potheads and alcoholics. like a dude wearing black airforces, these people are no-one to piss off as you'll probably get your ass kicked.

dont fuck with him man, he's from hammonds plains

hammonds plains by fuckingmint69 August 28, 2019

Hammonds Hat

A helmet with skidmarks

Pulled it out to find none other than Hammonds hat

Hammonds Hat by Joe Smiff October 3, 2018

Hammondsport 

A small village in Upstate New York that resides at the southern end of Keuka Lake that is filled with tourists and honeymooners who think it is the best small town on earth but once you live here you realize that it's only sort'of nice in the summer and all people do is sit around and smoke large amounts of weed.

Person A: Omg! Hammondsport, NY is so pretty and cute! You are so lucky to live there! The wineries, the lake, its gorgeous!

Person B: You're shitting me.

Hammondsport by anhportlocal September 21, 2011

peter gammons 

An aging hasbeen with no credibility.

I saw that it was a Peter Gammons article, so I dismissed it.

peter gammons by Dooley Womack January 8, 2005

Dutch Hammonds 

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

Dutch Hammonds by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

Peter Gammons 

A fall from grace where one falls from respectability to laughing stock at an alarmingly fast pace.

Wow, Mike pulled a real Peter Gammons after losing the election!

Peter Gammons by Mattpat11 January 8, 2005

peter gammons 

A red sox fan.

A person that believes David Ortiz is the most valuable player.

Ben Affleck is a bigger Peter Gammons than John Kerry, that was just for show. It didn't work.

That guy is such a Peter Gammons. Doesn't he know Vlad is the man?

peter gammons by Tourists... April 7, 2005