The sexual act when a male urinates in a female's anus and she in return flatulates, expelling the urine in a blast similar to the geyser of the American West
When expelled with less force or with a different liquid, see water fountain
"Katie shot me in the face with her geyser yesterday."
A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax
Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!
1) Noun: A spring characterized by intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently and accompanied by a vapour phase (steam). Wikipedia.com
2) Verb: A method used to get drunk fast, while remaining classy: Pour a large amount of hard alcohol into a cup, Grab cup with right hand and your bottle/can/container of chaser with your left. Chug the alcohol in the cup, immediately pour the chaser into the cup and chug that. slang
Ew that girl just took a handle pull and she has herpes. I was going to take a handle pull, but now I will geyser it.
A bloke who's a bit hard and thinks he's the dogs bollox
That geyser just pinched my birds
someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air
Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?
Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.
the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.
I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.
1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer
. Maily used by people who fake a cockney
2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released
"Ouh yeas, I'm a real cukny geyser"