A small, rodent-like animal originating in northern China. Getzugs have been soled in exchange fo' rice. A lot of it. Getzugs have two pointed ears and a pouch of excess skin around their stomach, used for holding rice and chopsticks. There is actually rice inside of a Getzug, so basically it's like trading rice for rice, except in one case you have to slit open a little animal. Azn's <3 Getzugs. =) PEACE!
AZN #1: "Gimme mo' rice, man"
AZN #2: "I will if you hand me that Getzug"