getting laid by 

A nonsexual technique of spending a night on a bed next to a girl without engaging in any physical contact.

"It was really weird finally having sex with Jane after months of getting laid by."

getting laid by by Lobstereye February 26, 2013

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings 

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome

The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings by Doggysoft August 20, 2006

Getting paged by the White House 

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

Getting paged by the White House by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid? 

phrase: someone who is being an absolute silly cunt

homelander: is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?
the ginger twat: yes my idiot brain is getting fucked by stupid.

is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid? by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village 

A fucked up way of saying i love you

"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019

getting hit by a bus 

Is used in place of words such as: gay,stupid, retarded, etc...
Mainly used because people use the terms "gay or "retarded" in a negative tone. Implying that being gay or retarded it bad.

"Omgawd! Myspace is so getting hit by a bus!!"

getting hit by a bus by AKGNAKJGN. November 25, 2006

Getting chased by crocodiles 

The side to side movement of a drunk woman, much like the supposed method of escaping a crocodile on land.

After we closed the bar it looked like Janet was getting chased by crocodiles.

Getting chased by crocodiles by weeknd@ocean June 10, 2011