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36. cum storm
When you are getting sucked off by a girl and there is a fan in the room ejaculate into the fan so that it sprays all around the room.
cum storm
37. Baby Blowjob
Getting sucked off by a lady with no teeth.
I went to the Southside and was looking for a toothless hooker that gives blowjobs or Baby Blowjobs.
38. Blunkin
Getting some head while on the shitter
Dude last night i got blunkin from my woman and damn it felt good. No other greta feeling than gettin sucked off and droppin a deuce!
39. Snowblower
Getting sucked off by a girl past the point of ejaculation. Getting sucked until you are limp again.
Last night Karen gave me an amazing snowblower. There was no need for cleanup when we were through.
40. reality food
Anything used by reality tv shows to catch the easily entertained viewer's eye. Always occurs in previews of the season for a new lame reality show that people will become sucked into or during a preview for the next episode that a viewer has been hooked like a fish. The viewer can't help themselves when they are relatively easy prey for low budget reality shows. Its quite simple, a reality show merely shows in some type of preview two people fighting each other, people going down on one another secretively, people getting their swears bleeped out to one another as they ramble on hysterically making little to no sense while still throwing up their arms and yelling nonsense. But this method of catching viewer's attention always has the one moment that will happen every single time during a season of a reality tv show. They show someone getting taken off in an ambulance . For some reason this hooks the viewer more than anything else. Once extreme damage is perceived to happen than viewers have no choice but to waste meaningless time in their lives to watch "reality."
"Hey did u see the preview for the new real world season."

"Yeah it looks lame."

"But dude, someone gets taken off in a ambulence!"

"Whoah! Now i have to watch it!"

"I just can't wait to eat up that reality food."
41. Heartbreak Hotel
What my ex is gonna be checking into tonight. They serve 'Breakup Breakfast', 'Lost Your Boyfriend Lunch', and 'You've Been Dumped Dinner'.
Sarah walked in on her boyfriend last night whilst he was getting sucked off by a shovel troll. She's pretty messed up, so she'll be checking into the Heartbreak Hotel this evening I imagine.
42. Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U
The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'
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