| 36. | Sexting | ||
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when texting gets really hot, and it gets really hard and annoying cause it's so 140 characters... Sexting just doesn't cut it; I get all hot, then I got to put my phone on vibrate...
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| 37. | Poo Poo Hot Pot | ||
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The Poo Poo Hot Pot (AKA the Boston Ball Warmer) is a New England phenomena. Named for a Cambridge Massachusetts eatery, whose legendary cuisine led to original episode, a Poo Poo Hot Pot occurs when an individual farts in very cold weather whilst wearing layered clothing. A very slow yet persistent trail of steam is released from the backside of the potter's waistline in a fashion reminiscent of a boiling pot or chafing dish. A warming sensation has also been reported extending as high the shoulder blades. The weather was unbearable but luckily for me, I released a poo poo hot pot shortly after getting in line which made the situation much more comfortable, for me.
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| 38. | pours hot | ||
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When a bartender pours a very strong drink because he/she thinks you are hot/cute/sexy. It contains almost straight liquor and very little mixer. Fuck, that bartender pours hot. Everytime I get a drink from him, it's like I'm getting a triple.
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| 39. | tour hot | ||
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A phenomenon in which a chick that you would normally find unattractive actually becomes attractive in your eyes after being on the road (usually in a band) for an extended period of time and not getting any snatch. Scottie-"hey bra are you really gonna hit that shit!?"
Chris-"dude I haven't gotten any snatch since Chicago, and this chick is tour hot, so fuck it" Scottie-"ahh good point! I'm gonna go talk to that bow legged girl' |
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| 40. | Wisco Hot | ||
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A girl is "Wisco Hot" if she appears to be attractive as a single young female, but it is painfully obvious that due to her personality, genes, and place of residence, she will become incredibly unattractive shortly after getting married. Having children with her spouse will accelerate this process. This term is frequently shortened to just "Wisco," but someone who is Wisco can have any physical appearance. Someone who appears Wisco Hot is currently desirable, but will not be in the future. A thick Wisconsin accent is usually the best giveaway that an attractive girl is Wisco Hot, but her clothing and makeup choices, along with a face that looks just a couple of years too old, an unambitious personality and no strong desire to leave Wisconsin are also very strong indicators. This term can possibly apply to women from other parts of the upper midwest as well, but it is most prevalent in Wisconsin. Guy 1: Hey man, you see that 8 at the end of the bar with the slutty dress and big tits?
Guy 2: Don't even bother talking to her unless you just want a quick lay and you're not going to call her again, she's not worth it. Guy 1: What? Why? Guy 2: She's hot now, but you can tell she's starting to get a little fat and her makeup is covering up the fact that she already kind of looks 28. That chick is totally Wisco Hot. |
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| 41. | Hot Streak | ||
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Winning tons of cash at a casino because you're getting lucky as fuck and winning almost every hand you play. Yo, I was on such a fucking hot streak at the poker tables yesterday. I'm up like 3 grand - I CANT LOSE!
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| 42. | hot rinse | ||
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Getting hit in the face by any warm liquid mixture. After exploding on her face, I cleaned it up with a hot rinse.
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