| 533. | Elizabeth | ||
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An Elizabeth is often short and has extremly big boobs but not much of a butt. She is usally very skinny or "a good size" and very very pretty. Elizabeths lips are perfect she is an amazing kisser and a freak in bed. She has small hands that guys love to hold. She loves her brown hair very much but trys not to brag. (it is amazing!) Elizabeths sometimes have skinny legs that might have scars here and there, because Elizabeths are fearless and are always doing crazy stunts and getting in trouble. She is beautiful on the outside but shes gorgeus on the inside. A heart of gold and always puts others before herslef. Doesn't always have many friends because most girls are jealous of her, but she usally has alot of guy friends. Shes always in a reletionship with the wrong guy. She falls easy and most times no one is there to catch her. Elizabeths usally give alot of love and don't usally get very much back. Elizabeths have an amazing sense of humor, and there laughs are contagess. Elizabeth is VERY ditsy but VERY smart. Guys are afraid to talk to her because of her awesomeness and girls are intimadated by her beauty. "Woah! Did you see that girl!?!? Shes perfect! Must be an Elizabeth!"
Girl-"Ugh. Look its Elizabeth." Guy-"Shes gorgeus." Girl-"Shes a slut!" Guy-"What are you talking about? Your jealous. Just admit it." Girl-"...." |
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| 534. | Sahami Curse | ||
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worst curse you can get
It starts off with your mom, she starts to just love everything brown, EVERYTHING. then next thing you know your shirt just smells like curry, you try everything to get rid of it but it over powers everything, even man power, it moves onto your pants, your hair, YOUR HAND! every summer you start getting browner and browner, thats sahami's way of getting you in. after you are fully under the influence of sahami curry, you will fall asleep and dream of sahami and his caterpillars on his face... when you wake up you will see him and he will have a bag of curry and he will throw it at you and you will die, this is a warning, beware of sahami . . . dude, erika died from the Sahami Curse
how do you know they found her body with a bag of curry on it |
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| 535. | Weston, Florida | ||
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Weston, Florida- A small, upscale city in North Broward County. more...
Renting a small, one floor home is upwards of 1,600 a month. 2+ bedrooms, 1 and a half bathrooms, full kitchen, dinig/living room, internet cables, 3 telephone jacks, 2 car driveway, 1+ car garage, backyard. An average home costs around 400,000. Two or more floors, 2 1/2 baths +, 3 or more bedrooms, dining room, living room/den, internet cables, 5+ telephone jacks, 2+ car garage, driveway, backyard. An above average or extravvagant home will be upwards of 800,000 dollars. Details courtesy of an accredited realtor. Weston is about an hour drive away from North Miami, and 20 minutes from the heart of Davie. Sawgrass Mills Mall is a worthwhile place to shop, seeing as how the next mall, aventura, is 30 minutes away, while sawgrass is a ten minute bus ride from Weston road. It has a very cool place to eat called "Rainforest Cafe". Westons population consists of mainly latins, white, and african americans. There are alot of job opportunities for adolecents, as most teenagers are given money, or don't need it. Most are focused an getting good grades, and many schools are considered "A+" schools. Weston is a wonderful place to raise young children, and to live out retirement. It's a safe community, and some would call it pretty above average. It is beautiful here, and someone who has been around grey trees and brown grass all their life probably won't take it for granted. |
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| 536. | tezzing | ||
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(verb) to tezz
tezzing, tezzed There is a great debate amongst scholars as to the origins of the word tezz. The most popular view in contemporary tezz studies is that it was borne as an abbreviation of the word terrorise. However this is contested and some tezzologists believe it to be derived from the word tease. Sal: "Jim came in with this massive spot on his fod the other day so we tezzed him all day so hes fallen out with us lolz"
Jamal: "im sick and tired of gettin tezzd coz i've got brown skin and love popadoms" Jewish paul: "im sick and tired of getting tezzd because i have no foreskin" Bob: "just tezzing jamal on facebook, i hacked him and put '<3 <3 luvin popadoms 2k9' on his status LOLZ" |
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| 537. | Persaeus | ||
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Persaeus is a tech-death metal band from Knoxville, TN. Former members of A Different Breed of Killer - Ethan Brown, Trevor McKee, and Kyle McNulty, along with Brad Reed, and Dillon Schafferman. Persaeus has developed a unique ground breaking sound with heavy riffs. Currently unsigned (for some reason?) Persaeus has released 5 songs to date, each getting better and better. Hopefully we will see an album release and tour from these guys. Music available on MySpace. myspace.com/persaeus_metal HOLY SHIT PERSAEUS IS THE HEAVIEST BAND EVER!
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| 538. | abigail | ||
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one of the most beautiful girls you will ever lay eyes on. typically a brown haired girl with hazel/green eyes. is usually very self-confident but has her moments. a bubbly personality and loves to laugh and have fun. always wanting to make new friends even though she already has a ton, but she is not the most popular girl. has had many boyfriends but is always getting played because shes to nice to stand up for herself. soon she will learn her lesson, the hard way though. over-all an amazing girl, and the best friend you could ever have:) if a boy gets her they will never want to let her go (but be good to her!) Andrew: wow, would you look at that girl? shes such an Abigail.
Matt: bro i know right!? i bet she has tons of friends too. |
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| 539. | Mini sluu | ||
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a mini sluu is someone who smokes weed for the pleasure of getting high. she is also way worse than a slut. she wears shirts that show off way too much skin, she wears short short short skirts and she is also dumb. she most likely has brown hair that goes just past the shoulders. and her comeback to everything is "your mom". beware: if you find out one of youre friends is a mini sluu, then you are in trouble. she will try and seduce you into doing weed, and doing a bunch of stuff you dont want to do. she will steal youre boyfriend, she will also kill you with a butter knife if you call her a slut. this girl is dangerous. dangerous. her favorite pass time is giving blowjobs, having sex, and 69. Girl : "Wow, did that girl just sleep with your boyfriend?"
Other girl : "Yup, she's such a mini sluu" |
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