Mostly a white, dry pussy 30-50 year old mother who drives a "5 star SUV" to protect her so called "little angels" (meaning her children). With the stench of Happy Meals in her SUV, they can be found daily, picking up their children from school, the chess club, swim team, soccer practice, etc. Soccer moms are often liberal, and bitch about everything, from violent video games to when some one burps and doesn't say "Excuse me." Soccer moms can also be found in groups, which is called an oh shit.more...
Soccer moms pretty much worship their local public school, by attending all PTA meetings, forcing their little children to participate in all activities, and can always be found helping out at a school dance/play/concert/etc.
They are always against a war. No matter what the circumstance is of the war, there is almost always an oh shit in front of the White House protesting. A real soccer mom in this case would be wearing a shirt that claims her son died in Iraq; however, 65% of the time they don't even have a son at all, but just want attention.
Soccer moms also protest how the US doesn't care about America's youth. On some days, there would be a group of the protesters holding signs to stop DUI. Similar to the war protest, some soccer moms wear shirts that say their daughter was hit and killed by a d...
A slut mom is a married woman, at least 40, who gets off dressing sexy and being a slut for her son's friends, or daughter's boyfriends. She loves to wear as little as possible and let them see her tits and ass. Then as she gets drunk she will let them fuck her.
Kathy is a true slut mom. Whenever her son has friends over she always wears mini skirts with no panties, never wears a bra, and sometimes even wears a tiny thong bikini or see thru lingerie. At her sons graduation party she wore her shortest mini skirt that let the young men see her sexy ass and a cut off tee shirt that showed off her perky tits. As the day wore on she let them feel her up and flashed them every chance she got. She ended up letting all them use her married pussy in her bed room.
A Party Favor is a woman who invited to lots of parties because everyone knows she will have a few drinks or get a little stoned and then will let all the men use her all night long.
Kathy is known as the ultimate party favor. She loves to dress in her shortest skirts with no panties, thigh highs, and her 4 inch fuck me heels. She always gets used by at least 3 or 4 men at every party. She usually gets home as her kids are getting up for school, cum drying in her hair and on her clothes. Just last week she went to a party at a coworkers and within an hour she was in a bathroom upstairs bent over the sink with the host's cock pumping her wet pussy. Before the party was over she had 5 loads of cum shot into her willing dirty body. She even sucked off the taxi driver who gave her a ride home.
As coined by the MIAA's finest, a beat chick is one who is ugly, fat, obnoxious, a fucking loser, lesbian, feminist, or all of the above. They tend to be unkempt in their appearance (i.e. not tanning in winter or not enough make-up in school) or intent on standing up for things they believe in, even when they are told to shut the fuck up by a dude. Beat chicks can be losers you pass in the hall or social clingers who scrape their way into your parties, either way, they are to be avoided at all costs. Beat chicks flock to boys with stupid nicknames like "chill" or temporary inhabitants of Nebraska. The social "beaters" tend to garner unflattering nicknames that hopefully will last for lifetimes. "No Beat Chicks" has become the rallying cry for "Tech" and hopefully a nation.
Bro #1 "Duuuuude, how beat was that chick Chill hooked up with?"
Bro #2 "Duuuuude, she was beat as shit, only he would tap that shit"
Bro #1 "Duuuuude, i know, but thats the only pussy he gets"
Bro #2 "nothing worse than a beat chick..maybe chill"
What are broskis?more...
Broskis are guys that would do anything for each other, excluding: homosexual activity, dressing up in women's clothes, and lending a shoulder to cry on (broskis don't cry).
What does being a broski mean?
A broski is the top of the social food chain. By having connections with broskis, you will open up more doors to the future then ever before. A broski is the highest rank of friend, therefore allowing more things to be done without worrying about outside judgement. If someone questions you say, "Nah, we're just broskis." They'll know.
Why the word broski?
THE BROSKI CREED!
As Broskis, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Broskis are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis.
1. No Broski shall be denied broskiship under any circumstances including race or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Broskis and its benefits.
2. If a Broski has been dumped, the rest of the Broskis shall not pursue interest in said girl until a 6 month waiting period has been completed.
3. No fornication in a Broski's bed, or you will be forced to wash the sheets yourself. This includes comforter, sheets, and everything else on the aforementioned bed that has been tainted by another's man gravy.
4. If two or more...
A female that gets around with bro's a lot. There's no such thing as a bro hoe who doesn't put out. Bro hoe's DON'T always do weed. They're usually dressed in name brand clothing apparell with their boobs half hanging out. They like a lot of reputation. They're really hot and don't care that the bro's they hook up with are dicks because the bro's are sexy, and that's all that counts. They have lots of "friends" that they're always talking shit on. They don't really care about music, they just grind to it, or act like they're into whatever the bro's are into. They're skanks! They're only good for blunpkins, handskis, beeg's, sex, and One Night Stands.
BROdy: "Wanna have sex?"
Chadsters: "did you get any pussy at that party last night bro?"
BROdy: "for sure man! In the back of my toyota tundra, with a three inch lift!"
Chadsters: "hell yeah, man! What a night to remember!"
BROdy: "kind of like our favorite band! A Day To Remember!
Random militant eavesdropper: "Wow, what fuckin pozurs! A Day To Remember probably hates Bro's!"
Random millie eavesdropper 2: "And how! And Jill!... Total BRO HOE!"
Random millie kid 1: "tell me about it, story of my life!
The amount of an erect penis showing after both owner's hands have been wrapped around it. To properly measure 'glory meat', one must first get an erection. Then, take the penis in the left hand, being sure the bottom edge of the left hand is flush with the abdomen. Then hold the remaining penis with the right hand, ensuring the bottom edge of the right hand is flush with the top edge of the left hand. Close all fingers and thumbs of both hands. The amount of penis over and above the top edge of the right hand is considered 'glory meat'.
Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.
'John has a small penis. I'll bet the fucker ain't got no glory meat at all!'
'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'