A very shallow and poorly plotted and written anime show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, whose simple, unyielding, unconvincing, not-at-all-creative storyline drags on for episode and episode, hoping to keep their fanbase happy by introducing all kinds of new and progressively stupider and lamer monsters (they call them demons, I call them Loony Toons Rejects) with even lamer fights that not only always have the same result but also are always fought the same way; if that doesn't work, then the Japanese schoolgirl parading around perpetually dressed in a miniskirt and Japanese schoolgirl uniform will always appease the sweaty, horny, rejects of the human race that watch this show religiously.more...
It follows the adventures of a Japanese schoolgirl, Kagome, who mysteriously falls down a well and even more mysteriously is magically transported to Feudal Japan. That makes sense.
This is the only show there a homicidal sword wielding demon and some whiney whorish Japanese schoolgirl can be the main characters. That's just how absurd this show is. Basically these two characters are trying to find shards of the Shikon jewel that, again, mysteriously shattered and, yet again, the pieces mysteriously redistributed themselves across the country and just happened to fall into the hands of random demons.
The incredibly shallow emotions of the characters and poorly written episodes makes this anime pathetic. Look! Instead of actually getting somewhere and forming a friendship, l...
|23.||glass house effect|
a.k.a. turned tables.
When your job gets reversed. When your shit gets all messed up just the way you messed up someone else's shit.
The concept comes from a fortune bubble gum wrapper that reads "Man who live in glass house should not throw stone."
This concept is often ignored when people do things for someone else.
Did you hear about what happened to Alice?
She's suffering from glass house effect.
She cast the first stone and just kept throwing, then one of 'em hit her glass house and, well, you can imagine.
I heard she did it herself.
Anybody who knows anything about European military history knows damn well that over the past thousand years, the French have the most glorious military history in Europe, maybe the world.
French victories? If you're a true American patriot, then the American Revolution is the war that matters. Hell, most of you probably couldn't name three major battles from it, but try going back to when you read Johnny Tremaine in fourth grade and you might recall a little place called Yorktown, Virginia, where we bottled up Cornwallis's army, forced the Brits' surrender and pretty much won the war.more...
Well, news flash: "we" didn't win that battle, any more than the Northern Alliance conquered the Taliban. The French army and navy won Yorktown for us. Americans didn't have the materiel or the training to mount a combined operation like that, with naval blockade and land siege. It was the French artillery forces and military engineers who ran the siege, and at sea it was a French admiral, de Grasse, who kicked the shit out of the British navy when they tried to break the siege.
Long before that, in fact as soon as we showed the Brits at Saratoga that we could win once in a while, they started pouring in huge shipments of everything from cannon to uniforms. We'd never have got near Yorktown if it wasn't for massive French aid.
So how come you bastards don't mention Yorktown in your cheap definitions? I'll tell you why: because you're too ignorant to know about it and too dishonest to mention it if you did.
The thing that gets to me is why Americans hate the French so much when they only did us good and never did us any harm. Like, why not hate the Brits? They're th...
|25.||My Chemical Romance|
My Chemical Romancemore...
My Chemical Romance is a band from New Jersey, whom grew up on the same types of music as your parents. Social Distortion, KISS, Queen, David Bowie, Iron Maiden, Twisted Sister; things that were big in the times that they were kids. What makes them "emo" or "goth"? Because they have a particular liking to the color black or morbid objects and themes? Bullshit. That just makes them a tad dark, not "emo fags who whine about how their lives suck". If you say that, you're a dumbshit. Gerard himself, as have the rest of the band, have said numerous times that they aren't emo, nor goth. If anything, if we were to label them, they would be violent pop or violent alternative music.
Gerard and Bert are not dating, nor have they ever. In fact, they aren't even friends anymore. They are just two guys who met while playing and singing the things that they love. What makes them different from every other rock band? If you think that Twisted Sister or KISS are "great rock bands", and think that My Chemical Romance is a "gay, fag-like band" because of the fact that they wear make up--then you're a retard. Ever heard of HAIR METAL? Or SEEN the make up KISS wears!
Frank is not "gay for Gerard". He's engaged, for heaven's sake! Just because they give slight pecks-of-a-kiss does not make them a gay couple. It's for jokes and giggles, and for the fans because that's what they want. THAT, and it's a free country to be bisexual, so saying, "I would date Gerard," should...
Guitar player of one of the most overrated bands in the world, u2. Real name David Evans. He calls himself "The Edge" and even God doesn't know why. Gets loads of credit for stuff we've seen a long time ago done way better, probably because most diehard u2 fans are nazi's who don't know shit about music. Claims to be heavily influenced by Rory Gallagher but no one can hear it in his playing style. Doesn't really ever plays a real guitar solo or does something special. Is 'known' for having a minimalist style and sound and yet has one of the biggest effects loops and amplifier collection on stage in the biz. Also gets credit for the way he uses harmonics in songs, which is nothing really special and something Van Halen did way way better and with more taste before u2 even existed. Basicly, a really boring player who has gotten, along with the rest of the band he's in, way too much credit over the years.more...
The defintive Shotgun Rulesmore...
For all you co-pilots out there
History Lesson: The Term shotgun refers to back in old wild west days, when a person would have to sit next to the driver of the wagon with a shotgun to protect them from highway robbers
Rules So far
1. The Shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of whether the driver is in sight of the car
2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey, you are automatically given shotgun, until you violate the other shotgun laws and thus, forfeiting your position, the seat is yours.
3. You cannot declare shot gun if someone has previously declared shotgun for that journey.
4. When simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from the all the people who called
5. Shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi storey or underground car park!)
6. Shotgun can’t be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey
7. On the call shotgun, if the driver wants to mix things up a bit he can call reload, this means that all calls of shotgun before that are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat... and if you plain don't like the person who called shotgun.
This is often used when there is a simultaneous call and the driver is unsure of the outcome, also a shotgun can have 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once.
8. “The Annoying Retard Clause”- If Afore...
A gang of 3 kids (sometimes up to 10), who wander around Smithton and Sedalia Missouri. They can usually be found in Wal-Mart, parks, playgrounds (picking on children, hence the name Playground Posse), or each others houses doing stupid, funny, crazy, insane things. They all have their own look and each are unique in their own way. The Playground Posse were formed on October 31st 2006 after their leader Peter "PK" Cooper stripped his clothes off and danced around in the hall at his locker, he was hailed as a "hero" and "revolutionary" upon his return to school and to the Playground Posse. The Playground Posse is still going strong to this day. Although they have matured very much they still do many funny things and make hot chicks giggle their pants off.more...
The Playground Posse is made of:
Peter "PK" Cooper
Caleb "The Jackhammer"
Dakota "The Afro Ninja"
The Playground Posse are also capable of cutting your head off with an axe while riding a dirt bike, four wheeler, or three wheeler at a high speed while wearing a speedo.
The Playground Posse will pwn all your asses into the next decade with their unbeatable style of awesomeness if you cross their path.
Don't fuck with the Playground Posse, unless your a hot chick then they'll face fuck you and cum in your throat and then ass rape you until you pass out.