The act of abstaining from and or taking a hiatus from the consumption of pie.

Not eating pie at the current hour.

Withdrawing from any sponsored pie eating contests.

Being one without pie

The source of all obesity in the world. The reason the United States has such a problem with being fit. They serve the absolute shittiest excuse for "food" and expect you to pay for it. "Big Mac" is their signature piece of shit on the menu, among other shit that they claim is now "healthier", but really isn't at all. Basically, if you eat there you are bound for a life of obesity and other health problems.

An ancient plant, refrenced biblically {the Holy Herb}.

Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever.

Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway.

Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view.

It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21.

It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!)

It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours.

A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes.

It's a step in the right direction, folks!

Sometimes when your (john thomas, the one eyed bandit)gets ill,he needs VIGOROUS excercise and fluids!!this may result in the vommiting of a hot sticky substance!John will feel much healthier and tingly as a result!:)

cum is produced in the monkey nuggets(bollocks)

overweight and flabby. Used especially to refer to someone who tries to eat healthier foods (like margarine instead of butter) but eats them in such quantities that s/he gets fat anyway.