Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired 

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired by LordJenal December 17, 2023

get along like a house on fire 

To have a great relationship with someone quickly.

" I was worried when my boyfriend and father met for the first time. However, they got along like a house on fire because they both like watching football and playing poker."

A: Do you like your new roommate?
B: Yeah! We get along like a house on fire! We both like the same things and we are both clean people!

get along like a house on fire by SamyTuca November 7, 2013

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it 

when you look up cat on urban dictionary,

you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it by notPighy October 1, 2021

The box you get for free when the streets is on fire 

Ebonics for a television set, used by Foxy Love on Drawn Together

"Drawn Together is a show on the box you get for free when the streets is on fire"

The box you get for free when the streets is on fire by Brett T. December 3, 2006

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it 

its a definition of cat on urban dictionary

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2:WHAT!?!!!???
Person1:it's a cat
Person2:uhh... no, it's not. cats dont shoot fire
Person1:i found that on urban on our discord server
*Person1 shows it to Person2*
Person2:yoooooooooooooo, that's cool
Person1:i know right

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it by notPighy October 1, 2021