A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"
Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."
|37.||the bro hoe hold|
When a bro hoe grips her drink, (usually a natural or busch light) with her thumb and index finger, holds her phone, (usually a blackberry), within her middle and index finger, and her pack of cigarrettes with her ring and middle finger all with one hand. This is mainly used to free up one of her hands so she can still put one hand on her hip to pose for a picture. This is an especially popular technique many bro hoes use to make them look cooler in pictures. Many bro hoes simply do not have enough time to waste on putting their stuff down while they are taking pictures.
Girl 1: Hey girl let me get a picture of you two!!
Girl 2: Okay girly let me put my drink, phone, and cigarrettes down first.
Girl 1: NO!!! We don't have time. Just use the bro hoe hold.
Girl 2: Oh yeah!
Is a guy who is so perfect he is almost like a still shot photo of perfection with a gold embossed frame. Picture Purfect, or double P, is ultimately the coolest person in the world and is incredibly intelligent. He's a caring heart, a golden coloured care bear who's alway there for you, and he's an awesome person you'd want to spend all your time with. he can make you smile without you even realizing, an blush without you even wanting to. He's kicking and totally awesome. A trustworthy person to share each and every single one of your secrets with. A person you can be yourself around and a person to say 'yo, homie... wanna chill with some dvds?'. So picture purfect is a purfect picture of what perfection looks like perfected. The best.
rohini: hey picture purfect, you are so wonderful how did you get so sweet and cool?
picture purfect: chikkadi, why don't you come jump into my frame then we can be sweet together? ;)
an understanding of a subject no more in depth than the first few paragraphs of its entry on wikipedia.
While the professor may grasp every nuance of the text of the Constitution, he only has a wikistanding of the Classics upon which it was founded.
|40.||Get a Chatroom|
Akin to the seemingly antiquated phrase "Get a room," "Get a Chatroom" should be used openly towards couples, or anyone for that matter, getting a bit too mushy online. Perfect for facebook wall conversations. It can also be used for when your notifications get bombarded because you decided to say "Nice Outfit!" on a friend's picture. This picture then sparked a flirtfest between the picture-poster and another random individual, leaving you to not only get annoyed, but notified! Next time you see this retch-inducing display online, let them know what they should do!
John: Oh baby, you look so hot O_O
Lisa: AwWw, thanks smoochems! I loveeee yOoOoO! Can't wait to see you later, muahhhhhh!
John: YOU can't wait?! You should see me over here!! I'm itching to get off so I can come visit my hunny bunny!
Rudy: Ewww, Get a Chatroom you guys!
When you are so sick (from food poisoning or whatever) that you have to puke and poop at the same time. In fact, you are so sick that you puke into the tank of the toilet, and poop into the bowl at the same time.
Picture an ancient Egyptian painting and how they stand. One hand pointed out front and one pointed back.
Your are puking so bad, and all of a sudden you feel some poop coming out the other side. What ya gonna do? The Egyptian. Get up and straddle the tank. Puke into the tank and poop in the bowl at the same time! That's the Egyptian
A picture taken near or around a supposed object of interest. However, the object of interest does not make it into the picture because the funny poses that people do become infinitely more interesting than the object itself.
There is a real fountain in a shop in Downtown Fullerton of California where a little stone fountain circulates the water. People started taking pictures of their friends in silly poses around the structure without actually getting the pineapple in the picture.
"Where's the statue of the bear?"
"Oh, we didn't get it in the picture because it didn't fit."
"That's okay. It made a great pineapple picture instead."