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1.
Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.
Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!
by stochasticsam December 22, 2010