indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.
You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!
*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!
someone who doesnt get laid
haxor:im soo cool with my computer skills
girl:get away from me
When you get your friends girlfriend so high on his birthday that she pukes and passes out. Making him unable to get laid. The worst cock block ever.
the scott gave emma a bong rip. she pukes,passes out. her boyfriend arrrives and when he sees whats going on he says "dude! whyd you do that? now i cant get laid. dude. that was the worst cock block ever."
Guy who is useless with women and never going to get laid.
"Dude, that guy is such a JM5!.....He ain't gonna get laid...ever!"
Originating from the lovely city of Frisco, Texas, "IGL" is an acronym meaning "I get laid" or "I got laid", depending on how it is used. A spin-off of this is "UGL", meaning, of course, "you get laid", used as a question. Used mostly as a joke, such as when a girl asks to borrow a pencil in class and you turn to your friend and excitingly proclaim "IGL!"
Guy #1: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: Good. How about you?
Guy #1: No complaints. Well, bye.
Guy #2: Dude, did UGL?
Guy #1: Right on bro, IGL to the max!
An Italian chain restaurant, loaded with salad, breadsticks, and Ande's mints.
If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
Tom- Dude I'm finally gettin' some poon!
Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
arising at club or similar scenemore...
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u