Neil: "That was quite an enjoyable sexual encounter I had with Susie last night. I am really looking forward to the deep and meaningful relationship on which we are currently embarking."
Carl: "You idiot. That trick only wants to get it beat up. You'll probably never see her ass again."
Neil: "What prior knowledge do you possess that empowers you to make such a statement?"
Carl: "Knowledge in the Biblical sense, buddy. I hit that shit just this morning."
Neil: "That is quite an improbability given that it is presently only 10 o'clock in the morning."
Carl: "I told you man, she's a ho."
Neil: "Sheeeit nigga I oughta smack dat bitch, ya know what I'm sayin'?"