| 15. | Nigger Hater | ||
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A group of people that recognize that Black People as a race are totally worthless pieces of shit! and are aggravated that they have to pay for the care and feeding of people too lazy or stupid to make any improvement or betterment within the black race.
Hatred of a race unable to evolve. So the niggers adopted the attitude that the worse a person can become is better! Example: Hip Hop - Most songs are about Drugs, Pimps, Ho's, Fucking Baggy Pants - Clothes that don't fit (Duh!) English vs Ebonics *Shorty = Girlfriend *Wit = With *Yo = Hi * Fo'ty = 40oz. Beer *Dat = That *Dis = This An entire dictionary of Ebonics has been crated to help people understend what the fuck niggers are trying to say! People with reasonable intelligence have trouble understanding the gibberish that niggers try to pass off for language. Clearly killing the English language form a people either to stupid or retarded to learn the proper way to speak, but is considered acceptable in the nigger race today. People that are smarter have lost tolerance over the years and are justified in being a "Nigger Hater" Joe: What the fuck is that nigger trying to say?
Max: I have no idea! ... This is why I'm a "Nigger Hater" |
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| 16. | All-Brent Team | ||
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college basketball players, almost always from the big ten, whom brent musburger loves and worships. his face is surgically attached to their asses. he will usually come up with nicknames for them or get extremely excited when they make average plays or check in to the game. the 2008 all-brent team consists of michael flowers(Wisconsin), Goran Suton (Mich. St.), Joe Krabbenhoft (Wisconsin), Robbie Hummel (Purdue), and Brent's player of the year- D.J. White (Indiana). All of these players have some skill, but in brents eyes they may as well be the best players to pick up a basketball. (michael flowers checks in)
Brent: "FOLKS, HERE COMES THE BEST ON BALL DEFENDER IN ALL OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL!!! WHY ISNT THERE A SPOT ON THE ALL-AMERICAN TEAM FOR HIM? what d'ya think pardner??" Pardner: (confused by the sudden erection in brents pants, has no idea how to respond to his love for players on the All-Brent Team, and says nothing) (Goran Suton checks out with 5 points, 4 assists, 4 rebounds, and a blocked shot) Brent: Pardner! LOOK AT THAT STAT LINE!! OOOOO MERCY, EVERY PLAYER IN AMERICA WISHES THEY COULD HAVE THOSE SOLID NUMBERS NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT! Pardner: (confused by brents man crush with one of his all brent players, the pardner simply stares at brent) |
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| 17. | Jonas Brothers | ||
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An openly gay band of 'brothers' that (suck each others dicks) wears tight ass jeans in hopes to get straight guys to think its 'cool'.
Foo 1 = I like jonas brothers
Foo 2 = ur gay Foo 1 = ya |
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| 18. | diba | ||
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a tall, skinny and seductive woman with a vivacious prowl. any man would want to be in her pantalones; SHES SO BANGABLE! i mean, DAYMM GURL YOU SO FIINE! but boys, dont mess with her, cause that diba's ninja-speed bitching reflexes might get to youu. YA HEARR?!! so in short, all diba's are sexy, and be careful what you wish for cause you just might get itttt ;) boy 1: check out thatt diba!!
boy 2: DIBSSS!! FIVES!! TENS!! SHES ALL MINE! boy 1: NO!! YOU BLASPHEMUS JERKK!! SHE WANTS TO BE IN MY PANTS!! boy 2: MHM. we'll see about that... (guys rush over to her, and bitch-fight to get their wayy. diba just flips her hair, breaks their hearts and walks away; leaving both boys on the ground FOR MORE) |
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| 19. | Shy | ||
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A word attributed to few Americans, those of which who are considered weird, odd, or different, and are often ridiculed for it, etc. (if you're a guy), or those of which who are considered funny, hot, cute, smart, beautiful, etc. (if you're a girl), or very rarely, vice versa. Most people, mainly girls make fun of shy guys and praise shy girls, which, IMO, is the stupidest fucking shit I've ever seen.
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It's said that shyness is the single biggest turn-off for girls. If you're unfortunate enough to be a guy who happens to be shy, well... I can't help but feel sorry for ya. It's funny how judgmental and mean some people can be, and how fucking pathetic it is that you're automatically labeled as shy even if you aren't really shy at all. For all we know, that guy could just be tired or busy, or maybe he just doesn't give a shit, or maybe it's just that guy refuses to speak with any of the obnoxious assholes who can't keep their mouths shut for five fucking seconds, or, just maybe, that guy wants to be different from all the other fucking low-life, loud-mouthed, obnoxious bastards who just can't keep their fucking dicks in their pants and whose single fucking goal in life is to fuck every single girl they see. To put it rather simply, if you don't talk much, don't have many friends, walk alone everywhere, study a lot, don't get outside of the house that often, are made fun of a lot, are "different" from most guys, are smart, etc., you're shy. |
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| 20. | Creepster | ||
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A cross between a creepy man and a hipster. He usually tries to get into your pants while crying about how original he is. Creepsters always have a sparse mustache or thick beard, and have dreams about being a rockstar. A creepster might try to hide his adoration toward Edward Cullen with many anti-Twilight posters that host sexy pictues of Robert Pattinson. Hipster girls are inexplicably attracted to him, if only ironically. 1. Ellen: "Oh my gosh! I went out with this total creepster last night!"
Jackie: "Oh, ya? How did it go?" Ellen: "He rubbed his beard on my face while he read 'The Catcher in the Rye.'" |
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| 21. | stench wagon | ||
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the car or vehicle of a proper gyp, smells of unwashed and unclean people, smoke, heroin/crack/weed, cheese, cabbage, vomit, kfc, beef worm, wet dog, old cream, soggy pants, burnt hair, grilled dogs doings, crab and an unusual damp pong similar to mushrooms. you go to buy a second hand car from a council estate in nottingham, when you climb in to take it for a test drive you get hit by the smell of absolute poverty or is it dysentery? you cant decide but either way you deduce that this car is a stench wagon and should be scrapped or given to the local joy ridding 10 year olds to hopefully role into a ditch.
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