fumper - when you date a girl that is really hot just to get inside of her pants, then you break up with her
mike - hey bro this girl is bangin and she likes me but I don't want to go out with her
Timmy - yeah I got you do what I always do "fumper"
mike - "fumper" ?
Timmy - yeah it's when you date a girl just to get in her pants then you break up with her after you do. hence the name "fumper"
|9.||Wants my nuts|
1. When a person is attracted to you, wants to get in your pants, wants to have sex with you. Doesn't necessarily have to be a guy saying it.
2. May be used as a joke with close friends that may or may not be crushing on you.
3. Wants to eat your walnuts, peanuts, cashews, mixed nuts, etc.
1. "Yeah, she wants my nuts bad..."
1. "He waited outside for an hour for me to get off work. He must really want my nuts!"
2. Sarah-"You know you want my nuts..."
Ashley-"You know it, Babe!"
3. "I knew she wanted my nuts! She ate the whole bag!"
The Sexiest thing to ever walk the face of the earth. The most amazing brilliant girl in the world, who is also drop to the floor sexy!!!! Ghettoness to the max!! She'll scratch your eyes out so whatchout.Sexy Mother fucker ,Likes to suck dick.smart, pretty fun loving girl. She is loved by all her friends, and hated by others because they are jealous. She is original and she's got spunk!amazing lover, funny, intense, sexy, loving, passionate, caring, generous, sweet, yummy,The most beautiful girl in the entire world. She has piercing eyes and a smile to match them.An outstanding lover; A girl who can get down and do the nasty with excellence.The girl who is on my mind all of the time.She's good in the sack.The girl who likes to sometimes take things slow but deep down she knows she's gorgeous and cant wait for you to get into her pants. A girl who party's all the time and gets wasted every time, (good time to take advantage of her).Someone who is amazingly hot who makes your heart skip a beat. Everyone druels over them.Hands down the most beautiful girl in the world.
Tiia is Drop dead sexy , "cant wait to get into her pants"
A Combat Barbie is a hard as nails girl who looks hot. She is the kind of girl who wears designer clothes but doesn't care if she drags them through three feet of mud to get a taxi home. Even so when she wears anything it appears to be an item of designer clothing, even when it is not. She exudes confidence and has brains as well as looks.more...
She is intimidating and may be taller than an average girl. Even though she probably wears makeup she just looks naturally stunning. She can kill with just a look. The air observed by a man that receives mere attention, a grope, a kiss or full sexual contact from a Combat Barbie is that of gratitude. Men and women worship her even though they know she will tread on them.
A Combat Barbie will generally be found few and far between and are generally prized girlfriends, worshiped from afar and envied by other girls. A Combat Barbie will usually not be a gossip and unlike her antithesis the Bimbo does not generally associate with a large group of girls similar in appearance to herself. However a Combat Barbie will always be a topic of conversation for others, most of these people do not have the confidence to talk to her personally. Unlike the Bimbo the Combat Barbie is not needy, may have a place in many friendship groups and can easil...
a method of fingering a girl by playing the nervous game; the giver puts their hand on the females lower thigh and continues to move their hand upwards towards the vagina on the outside of their pants, they continue and go back down the other leg, once they reach the opposite knee, they move back to the vagina and put their hand in the females pants progressing to getting their hand in her vagina
"He was a horny bastard so he pulled a "schultzie" to get in her pants."
|13.||I said, you look fat in those pants!|
An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.
Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"
Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
A prude girl that it takes a very long time to get into her pants and often times in the end isn't worth it.
That girl Ruth was a timey one. It took 2 months to get in those pants and man it was gross.