the act of giving oral sex in order to hide ones inablility to summon an erection. Named for the character from Happy Days.
Joanie (spread eagle and signalling Ralph Malph to plow her)- Come on, Malphie, gimme the high hard one.
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).
98 Degrees have always had a simple philosophy about success: persevere, work hard, have faith and eventually you'll reach your goal. For the quartet, who've sold millions of albums and earned a devoted fanbase since they arrived on the music scene in 1997, that humble way of looking at things has helped make them four of the hottest singing sensations in pop music. But their ultimate aspiration has always been clear-having people recognize that their talent goes beyond just their amazing harmonies. With their new album, Revelation, they've achieved that goal.more...
Revelation is an impressive step for members NICK and DREW LACHEY, JEFF TIMMONS and JUSTIN JEFFRE, who've always had a hand in writing and producing their albums: The group cowrote 11 of the album's 13 tracks. "That's why we're so excited about this project," DREW explains. "We were able to contribute so much to it. I think it's going to reflect on the album-we feel so close to the songs."
From the opening chords of the album's Latin-flavored first single, "Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)," it's clear that 98 Degrees have reached yet another plateau. Long known for being premier balladeers, the pulsating track shows a more rhythmic 98 Degrees. The minute the guys heard the song (written by producers Anders Bagge and Arnthor Birgisson), they knew it was destined to be their inaugural release off the album. "It's so energetic and intense," says NICK. "We've never had an uptempo single so that in itself was a d...
|164.||The UN Posse|
The UN Posse - pr. n. A local ska band from New Rochelle composed of Brian Gabel (vocals), Sebastien Feuga (guitar), Case Peters (Trumpet), Michael Grogan (Lead Trumpet), Sheri Aronowitz (Saxophone), Jeremy Orenstein (drums), Ben Orenstein (bass guitar), Athena Lo (Trombone), Alex Miller (Keyboards) and David Harary (Tenor Saxophone and Bass Clarinet). Previous members who eventually quit include Matt Baum (Alto & Tenor Saxophone) and Sam Weiller (Alto & Baritone sax). The band was formed by the initial quartet of Case Peters, Seb Feuga, Ben & Jeremy Orenstein. Soon, the band looked to expand its horn section and recruited David Harary on bass clarinet (until they could get their hands on a Baritone saxophone), Michael Grogan on trumpet, and Matt Baum, who joined shortly after he witnessed their awesomeness at their first show, a Battle of the Bands at Harbor Island in Mamaroneck, in which they ended up winning first place and a handful of new fans. The UN Posse continued to play shows throughout the year 07-08 - some of their favorite gigs include Don Hill's in the city, Cafe at NRHS, and street shows in front of the Habitat for Humanity store on Main St. in New Rochelle. Their most popular tracks include:more...
Evolution of the Dollar
Pardon Me (While I Skank)
|165.||Osseo Senior High|
A large high school located in the city of Osseo, Minnesota. Osseo Senior High claims itself to be a "simulation of the real world" with its diverse student population, but it's nothing more than a disaster waiting to happen.more...
The school is filled with ghetto ass black kids who get into fights over muffins and orange juice in math classrooms before first period, and wannabe black kids getting into fights over carrots at lunch, causing the whole school to attend a stupid assemly. 40% of the girls that do not fall into the above categories are whores and will go nowhere. The rest of the school is composed of hicks, cracked out townies, a few rich kids from Plymouth, emo kids, and there are a few nice and intellegent students, but you will need to venture into the AP and HP classes to find these rare but charming oddities.
The new motto of Osseo Senior High is "We teach Students to Learn," and it's definitely true because the teachers do absolutely no teaching and that responsibility is completely up to the students. Some of the teachers in the school are complete morons.
Mrs Roskens: Okay class, go back into the lab and meayyyzure the change in mass
Andy: Mrs. Roskens, what unit do you want us to use?
Mrs. Roskens: Yes.
Andy: God dammit
Osseo Senior High is a big school, and the administrators decided that it'd be funny to chop a minute off between classes and eiminate the warning bell. During the final minute of passing time, the administrators are all l...
An amazingly awesome girl. She is a wonderful listener and always there for her friends. Knows how to party and have fun! Usually stunning to the eyes,, and always doing people's hair for them. Loves all of her friends, and they always have her back. The guys are lucky if they get to catch her. A true Brandi will not be afraid to admit that she sleeps with a stuffed bear still, because all the cool kids know they still do it. She won't take any bull from anyone! Any Brandi is an awesome kisser:) Also very smart. Usually on the short side, and good at track. Likes taking pictures, and to read the "Twilight" series! A true Brandi will love to sing. Especially Taylor Swift songs.
"Woah, did you just see that chick?"
"Yeah. She was gorgeous. She must be a Brandi"
|167.||North Davidson High School|
Est. 1952, ranked top 5% of national public high schools.more...
The majority of the student population has about 9 polos in their closet, a mirage of Khaki pants, shorts, and for girls, skirts. Preppy is probably the most common style.
The Popular Girls- They play sports ie, Softball, Soccer, Tennis, Basketball, or Golf. The softball team is pretty amazing. They wear jean skirts so short that you can see their underwear when they walk-Seriously, I'm not kidding. They wear tight tshirts and carry designer bags. They drive convertibles or large SUVs and it's pretty much a rule that to be in this crowd, you have to 1-have a father more rich than God himself, 2-Have a tanning bed in your basement or go tanning at least 3 times a week, and 3-Party more often and harder than Motley Crue. These girls often go to Church on sunday with their families with lots of make up to conceal the hickies and or dark circles from partying all night. Most of them lose their virginities at age 14.
The Jocks- North has a pretty decent athletic program, and it caters to boys. Football, Baseball, Basketball and Soccer are the games of choice. All of them party with mentioned popular girls, and listen to rap music that talks about things they've never experienced. Most of them scrape the C...
love, is practically chemistry, something that keeps you and your "partner" together...you lose yourself in eachothers eyes and get lost in your conversations, smile when he/she just happens to glance at you.At times you get mad at eachother,that would be un-humanly possible if you didn't...but some how in the end you two come back together,LOVE;can not be explained,it's something that you can not keep track of on a note or saved on your facebook messages.Love keeps you hungering for that next memorie after another.Love happens in real life not over the computer, it happens in person, through eye contact."You" only know when your in love not your friends unless you tell them...-Love- is getting in a poke war, just so you can have an excuss to talk or touch eachother even for the slghtest of second...-Love- is...EVERYTHING although you may not see it,HONESTLY love leaves you scared for your life,love makes you depressed and sometimes "love" leaves you crying on the floor in the corner while all of your friends are having a wonderful time...love makes you happy and sad and excited...love is...just simply AMAZING :)
Guy;walks by to share "notes" and slips a hug...
*Teacher sees *writes a PDA slip and gives it to him
Guy;*goes in to serve the time(after-school)...*-guy sees the girl in the room and sits by her