Come on Luke! G.I.T. with Lily already!!!
When you get action but it's not entirely welcomed at first, hence the attack in attacktion.
Tara: I got down with 11 people at the dance.
Greg: Were you planning that?
Tara: At first the guy was coming on too strong but then I realized that I wanted it.
Greg: You definitely got some attacktion!!!!!!!!!!
|248.||Birthday Cake Bitch|
Someone who makes a birthday cake and then thinks they can act like a bitch to the person whose birthday it is and get away with it because they made said cake.
"Why you telling me I shouldn't be horrible? I made you a damn birthday cake",
"You're a real Birthday Cake Bitch"
Flag-waving, "AMURICA!"-yelling, gun-toting ultra-Christian cowboy from Texas running for President. Would be ridiculed and dismissed if not for Fox News. As a Christian myself I am ashamed of Perry's hypocrisy when it comes to declaring national days of prayer and yet mandating the death penalty. Also Bush's replacement as governor of Texas. So basically nothing really changed at all.
Your perfect example of a southern Republican- eliminate taxes and funding to schools and then take credit for your state's economy.
Rick Perry declares 3 straight days of prayer to get rain. But hey, only in Texas...
Essentially, George Bush on sterorids. Expect a third war and more of the "We're fucking Amurica, the greatest country on earth bitches!"-like attitude under the Perry administration.
If you have half a brain vote for Ron Paul instead- the only Republican candidate who is NOT a thieving, lying piece of scum and the only man who deserves to be President.
Rick Perry: "Now y'all listen you damn U.N., things are a-changing here in Amurica! We gonna be a superpowa, git ready for some ass kicking! Yee-haw!"
Britain: "Fuck. Not again..."
Russia: "Haha! Soviet Russia come back again, America go down shitter!"
Middle East: "Oh shit." *Nukes itself*
Perry: "Iran git your asses ready, Amurica's comin' to save the day! AMURICA! FUCK YEAH!"
Assorted weary wheezes, irritated snorts, long exhaled breaths accompanied by slumped shoulders, etc. exhibited by a "totally unmotivated" person whenever someone else either mentions that he should get up off his duff and do something constructive, or suggests that he take a walk for his health.
Exasperated wife: I can't ever get that huhhzbin' o' mine to git his butt off the couch --- I tell him a dozen times a day that he should do more than decorate the place, but all he ever does is give me them exersighs!
A condition found in couples. When apart the person in the couple is found to be tired and unwilling to go out. They would rather curl up at home and watch TV than go out clubbing. When they do go out clubbing they are often found sitting on sofas and are the first to go home. The also start not wanting to get too drunk.
person 1 "Dude wheres Michael?"
person 2 "Sitting on the sofa in the corner, serious case of relationship syndrome!"
When someone has been using a tablet, ipad, and or any other sort of touch-screen, they get so used to using one and having a screen respond to their touch, they will go to any computer trying to touch it, and then usually spend a minute or two trying to find out why its "broken".
Guy#1: Dude, can i see your computer?
Guy#2: Yeah sure, just dont break it.
Guy#1: Hey, whats wrong with your screen? Did it break?
Guy#2: What are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
Guy#1: It won't respond to my touch! it must be broken.
Guy#2: Its not broken you helpless git, it isn't a touch- screen!
Guy#1: Oh! That explains it....
Guy#2: Dude! You must have touch-screen syndrome!