| 29. | Strobe Fuck | ||
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The act of Strobe Fucking: Usually feels like you've just been sexually assaulted when you get a strobe fuck. Done by an Inexperienced, Inconsiderate Lover, or Partner, or Porn Star having unemotional intercourse with a partner at a furiously fast pace repeatedly entering and exiting the vagina or rectum or both at the same time like a strobe light going on and off and inflecting no pleasure or giving no pleasure while doing the Strobe Fuck, -Or- Anyone doing the sex act with a Git "R" Done attitude giving their partner a strobe fuck their Vagina or rectum or both furiously to the point of numbness. The strobe fuck is the most Dis pleasurable, unemotional, non-orgasmic uninteresting sex you could possibly inflict on a lover. Example: Phone ringing...
-Girl answers: "Hey hoe! what you doing?" -Caller says: "Oh I'm Just lying here getting a strobe fuck From some inexperienced nobody !" -Caller says: "Oh I'll let you go your busy bitch!" -Girl says: "no! no! don't worry I'm up to talking on the phone It's just a strobe fuck! No biggie!" Example: -Guy says: "Oh Baby Are you just loving my performance, am I doing you fast and furious baby?" -Girl answers: "Just Git"R" Done this is the last strobe fuck you get from me asshole! Next time I want a strobe fuck I'll use my Vibrating Instant-Dick to strobe fuck me. You bastard, now I can't feel anything, you fucked me so hard and fast that my pussy is numb!" |
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| 30. | Scorpion text | ||
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A text message requesting a person's presence, but done in the vein of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. The text only says, "GET OVER HERE!" and is always in all caps to add the emphasis. Text message from a friend: GET OVER HERE!
Person receiving the text: I just got the Scorpion text, I better meet up with my friend right now before I become TOASTY! |
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| 31. | Serpents Kiss | ||
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A person or a group of people who can't seem to get anything done. Tom: Dude, I can't get this boss down...
Dan: Is your group good and do they know what they're doing? Tom: ... sort of... Dan: Serpents Kiss... |
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| 32. | let her eat | ||
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An expression usually said with great enthusiasm to proclaim the start of an activity, or encourage an activity that has begun. This expression is commonly used in conjunction with off road motor sports, referring to the tires of a vehicle "eating" up the terrain, however, it can be used for nearly everything, from weightlifting to volunteer work. For example, there is a web site similar to this term that exemplifies it pretty well, I bet you can guess it! Dale: "Well shoot, Zephyr, how you think we's gonna get that overgrown juniper out of the yard?"
Zephyr: "Not a problem Dale, we'll just get that chain over there, hook it to my awesome lifted truck, and let her eat!" |
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| 33. | Dots | ||
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Stands for "do that shit". Either when you're getting something done or when you want someone else to get something done. A: Man, I really need to brush my teeth.
B: Yea, that's nasty. Dots! |
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| 34. | loose ender | ||
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(n) /lus ɛndər/ A person who struggles to get anything done. Also: a loose endee - a person who is delegated to tie up other people's loose ends. First reported usage: April 16th 2013, at 2:15pm CET at the CDF. -Brigitte can't get anything done! She's a real loose ender.
-The report I said I would write isn't finished. Sorry, I'm being a real loose ender this week. |
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| 35. | Shot In The Eye | ||
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The fine art of nailing a girl in the eye with your extremely accurate semen blast Fuckin right Sheldor Give'r a shot in the eye for me too man! *High Five*
Get'r Done! |
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