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geschenk 

Pronunciation: guh-SHANK
Function: noun or verb
Definition: To draw a penis on something or a drawing of a penis usually as a form of vandalism. Word borrowed from the German language because of its phonetic similarities to the word "shank." Although in German it means "gift," its American usage is entirely different, even though an argument can be made that a Geschenk would be a pleasant gift to find on your bedroom wall. Those who engage in the art of Geschenking are revered throughout mankind. The Geschenker is perpetually on a quest to become the "Geschenk-King."
Noun: "Look at that awesome Geschenk in Schoener's textbook!"
Verb: "You better watch out or I'll Geschenk your face!"
SHANK : HUMAN :: GESCHENK : INANIMATE OBJECT
geschenk by CountCrazy007 May 16, 2007
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geschpeght 

adj: Exceptionally sporty in a ragged sort of way
Trying to kill a handle of Captian Morgan's while climbing a mountain is pretty geschpeght.
geschpeght by Stephan Lawson April 22, 2007

GASCHKED 

To be made a fool of verbally or to be publicly owned
You just got gaschked!
GASCHKED by Unnamed ECS member March 18, 2011
(adjectiv) Albanian slang for stupid, dumb, idiot.
Ai është një geschte.
Geschte by Johnson ing farte September 6, 2023
a beautiful middle name

it is perfect
boy: are you a gesche
her: totally
boy: i could tell ;)

Geschlechtsverkehr Machine 

(Noun) A person who can get a lot of guys or women the funnier word for sex machine.
Geschlechtsverkehr = sex in german.
How to pronounce:
Gech-slechs-ver-ker

Katie Gerschke 

She is the most beautiful girl inside and out and very tall. She is very smart, a genius to be exact. She is very good at AP Calc (jk, lol). She is a very great catholic girl. She goes to church every Sunday. She is also Russian and her alter ego is Katerina. She has six goats with her sister Svetlana and step sister Olenka. She loves crazy frog which is a very bad song, look it up. She loves McDonalds, she once had it 11 times in one week. She may have small boobs but she has a big appetite, I mean heart. She is the youngest of five siblings, but her parents saved the best for last, so she says. If you encounter a Katie Gerschke, turn around and run as fast as you can, she won't catch you even though she's the fastest walker you will meet. Jk lol she's the best person ever and I am lucky to have her in my life.
Run Katie Gerschke is coming!

Katie Gerschke is at McDonald's, again.
Katie Gerschke by KTGGGGGG February 21, 2019