Jody_Gerut 

An IGN user whose antics on the boards have caused a great amount of controversy. Jody came out of nowhere in the summer of '07 when some comments by Ichiro about the city of Cleveland caused a ruckus. He burst onto the baseball board spewing his crap about how Ichiro was scum and claimed to write a letter a week to Bud Selig until action was taken. Since then, Jody has been the center of all the attention on the sports boards. He claims to be a tae kwon do expert, former gang member, sex expert, and a major league ready pitcher, among many other things. While doing all of this, he somehow manages to find the time to report every little thing he thinks is against the board rules from the sports boards. When things don't go his way, he claims there is an agenda against him. His hatred for anything that does not favor Cleveland is also well documented. It is unclear if Jody is stupid or just insane, but no matter what, he will always fight the good fight with his drive and determination for excellence.

I'm Jody_Gerut and I will fight the good fight until action is taken! I've had enough of your BS. Keep doubting me, it only makes me stronger!

Jody_Gerut by Benjamin Curtis January 12, 2008

Gertz 

gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.

I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.

Gertz by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017

Gerta 

The name Gerta is a Teutonic baby name. In Teutonic the meaning of the name Gerta is: warrior.
She is the most loyal, caring person you will ever meet and you will be thankful to have her in your life.

Hey, I'm Gerta, I care.

Gerta by rules1234 June 1, 2018

GerIta

A yaoi pairing in Hetalia fandom. Germany and North Italy.

It is heavily hinted (but not confirmed) that Germany is in fact North Italy's long-lost childhood love, Holy Roman Empire.

Also, Germany puts up with Italy, lets him sleep in Germany's bed with him NAKED, and lets him off the hook on a lot of stuff.

Yes, many fangirls (including myself) have a field day with just those few simple facts.

P1: Did you read that new GerIta fic?
P2: Yeah, it was awesome!

OR

P1: Did you hear about GerIta?
P2: It makes a lot of sense, with all the facts RIGHT THERE.
P1: Tch. Fangirls don't need facts. They can make a pairing out of anything.

P2: True, true.

GerIta by Ze Mole June 27, 2009

GerIta

A semi canonical pairing of the characters Ludwig Beilshmidt, who is the personification of Germany and also is a fine lookin’ baked potato, and Feliciano Vargas, who is the personified Northern Italy. Both characters are from the anime hetalia . It is one of the most popular pairings in the hetalia fan base, because as aforementioned, it is semi canonical. Ludwig frequently puts up with felicano’s antics, let’s feliciano sleep next to him NAKED, and they spend a good amount of time together.

In the comic Buon San Valentino, felicano kisses Ludwig and gives him red roses, which are a german declaration of love. In return, Ludwig asks felicano out on a date and proposes to him, only for our little Italian heart breaker to get confused. It it unknown what happened, as the storyline was left dangling.

On an unrelated note, it has been heavily hinted that Ludwig is actually the Holy Roman Empire, who was felicano’s first love.

P1: have you heard about that Gerita fanfic Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart?
P2: no...
P1: *le gasp*

GerIta by .•*please kill me*•. June 11, 2018

Gerund

A person who is the embodiment of garbage. One who posses the physical qualities of garbage. Not one in sanitation, but someone who is garbage. An adjective used as a noun.

Ben: Wow , Mike is being total garbage right now.
Ryan: Ya, he is a Gerund!!

Gerund by Sanitation officer May 30, 2018

Gerum 

An ethiopian and genius at birth. Gerum is the smartest person you'll ever meet. Often goes by the name tha genius. Also gives great advice on everything regardless the category and really funny . Greatest talents are doing the dougie and frustrating people. Greatest friend you'll ever have. Overall, a keeper.

Leah : should I wear a blue or a green shirt

Becky : I don't know, let's ask Gerum

Gerum by Jeromiethehomie February 14, 2015