gurtschnurger 

The minute piece of turd that's left clinging to the toilet after multiple flushes.

OMG bob, check out this gurtschnurger. Hes not budging!

gurtschnurger by analfunnyjuice September 4, 2018

Gretsch 

Company that makes great guitars
Like the Country Gentleman and the Tennessean (both used by George Harrison).

George Harrison with his Gretsch Country Gentleman on the Ed Sullivan show with The Beatles '64

Gretsch by Sean Gilmour October 25, 2007

gertcha 

Get out of it.

UK Cockney slang

'Can I borrow twenty quid ?'
'Gertcha! you fucker !'

- normally said whilst raising the back of the hand, as if to strike.

gertcha by Frank Lion August 17, 2004

Gretsch 

An American instrument manufacturer well known for its wide range of instrument production, but mainly for its electric guitars.
Gretsch is known for staying true to its original cosmetic designs & updating its production instruments for the modern player, while still releasing models made to original specs for those who desire vintage sounds.
For example, the Country Gentleman can be bought with modern pickups & wiring while still keeping the look & feel of the original design, or as a vintage reissue with reproduction vintage parts.
Gretsch guitars have been favored mainly by country & rockabilly style players, but are extremely versatile, having also been played by countless other musicians & spanning a whole spectrum of genres.

Notable guitarists:
George Harrison- 6128 Duo Jet, 6122 Country Gentleman, 6119 Tennessean
John Lennon- 6120 Double Cutaway
Brian Setzer- 6120 Nashville, 6120 Hot Rod, 6136 Black Phoenix
Duane Eddy- 6120 Nashville
Stephen Stills- 6136 White Falcon
Chet Atkins- His entire signature line

My favorite Gretsch guitar is the Duo Jet in Cadillac Green.

Gretsch by Guitar Player April 21, 2013

Gentsch fuck 

1. A term used to describe fucking a very unattractive girl.
2. One step above a drunk fuck

Dude I Gentsch fucked this girl I wish I had higher standards.

Gentsch fuck by Gentsch's Room mates September 24, 2007

Gersch Device 

An extremely powerful weapon in Call of Duty: Black Ops, that when thrown, unleashes Samantha Maxis' blue waffle (Samantha Maxis is the daughter of the man who created the Ray Gun, and who is the little girl you hear). As zombies step into the Gersch Device, you can hear their screams of horror, even they are scared. When you step into the Gersch Device, it teleports you to somewhere random in the map, just like Samantha Maxis' blue waffle: very unpredictable.

Player 1: QUICK! STEP IN THE GERSCH DEVICE! Player 2: No, gross!

Gersch Device by rkdbeats307 April 21, 2011

gretsch 

A name brand of a producer of musical instruments, more widely know for their guitars and their respective sound. Musicians can easily distinguish between a Gretsch guitar and a lesser-quality instrument, and has been that way ever since the company was founded over 100 years ago by Friedrich Gretsch. Friedrich moved to America from Mannheim, Germany, where he set up shop in 1883 in Brooklyn, where the Gretsch sound was born.

While Gretsch guitars were selling well enough, the company's brand name gained recognition when George Harrison of the Beatleswas seen on TV playing his Country Gentleman.

The list of guitar greats who have played a Gretsch electric guitar is long and well, long. Many of which have teamed up with Gretsch to design their own models. Such as the Gretsch Billy-Bo model for example. This take on the classic Gretsch "Jupiter Thunderbird" was designed with the help of Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top and Bo Diddley. It looks like a vintage Gretsch guitar, but is new to the 2005 lineup.

some famous gretsch guitar players include but is not limited to:

George Harrison of the Beatles (country gentleman)
Malcom Young of AC/DC (rock-jet)
Randy Bachman of Bachman-Terner Overdrive
Steve Stills and Neil Young of the Monkees

gretsch by shiro amada September 13, 2008