Dirty gertner 

When a woman shits in your mouth while eating you out.

Wow, I can’t believe Richard let his girlfriend give him a dirty gertner.

Dirty gertner by Professor Snarkstein January 29, 2024

amymarie gaertner

An American girl from Ohio who is a self-taught dancer & choreographer. She mostly gained her fame from the social network Vine, whom of which she posted little snippets of herself dancing to different songs. Mostly dubstep, to be exact but she doesn't limit herself to any type of dance. She also posts her choreography on Youtube.

You: "I just can't she's just absolutely perfect tbh"
Your friend: "Who?"
You: "Amymarie Gaertner. Have you not seen her vines?"

amymarie gaertner by Kaliforhnia February 4, 2014

gertering 

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.

The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.

gertering by a babies goad April 13, 2017

Gaertner 

A tall white guy with the name "Gaertner" is obsessed with baseball, cute, and hot af. Great kisser and also looks like a high school porn star, but he said he likes watching men in the locker room instead. Anyways he's really chill an funny af.

Look, it's a tall Gaertner! Pick him!!

Gaertner by Westcampchamp, I <3 Kyle January 31, 2017

gerstner

An english teacher that has giant tits.

Dude we have the nicest gerstner in our class

gerstner by farhad November 17, 2006

gerstner

a gerstner is a slightly childish being with great intellectual ability. they think quickly and accurately, can recite many historical, political, astronomical, religious, and just plain facts about anything from memory. there fault is they are surfers often losing themselves in the information super highway and get distracted easily.

aries are often times gerstners

gerstner by KingTor November 26, 2006

geitner 

A Geitner is someone who always has ulterior motives and only their own interests in mind.

"Dude, I am pretty sure Joe is overcharging us for the electricity this month."

"What a Geitner."

geitner by spanyo May 4, 2009